Seen in Print

[HONDO74]

DOING a Google search it says that sign is photo shopped.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

DOING a Google search it says that sign is photo shopped.

Would not surprise me in the least.....nothing is real anymore.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[E7]

DOING a Google search it says that sign is photo shopped.

Would not surprise me in the least.....nothing is real anymore.

Awwwww man, and I just spent 3 hours on a list to Santa Claus!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

DOING a Google search it says that sign is photo shopped.

Would not surprise me in the least.....nothing is real anymore.

Awwwww man, and I just spent 3 hours on a list to Santa Claus!

Wasted indeed. You were getting anything from him but a small lump of soft coal.

Go get that part-time gig and buy yourself a Slurpee.

[E7]

Would not surprise me in the least.....nothing is real anymore.

Awwwww man, and I just spent 3 hours on a list to Santa Claus!

Wasted indeed. You were getting anything from him but a small lump of soft coal.

Go get that part-time gig and buy yourself a Slurpee.

The way it's going, that coal may be worth it's weight in gold!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[webenda]

Response to No + $ = Yes


When in history was the first bribe paid?
Delilah was bribed to betray Samson, each axis lord of the Philistines paying 1,100 silver pieces ($2,422, if the “silver pieces” were shekels). (Jg 16:5) The sons of Samuel the prophet and judge, unlike their father, accepted bribes and perverted judgment. (1Sa 8:3; 12:3) David speaks of those whose right hand, which should have been supporting the cause of right, was full of bribery. (Ps 26:10) Kings Asa and Ahaz bribed the king of Syria and the king of Assyria respectively for military aid. (1Ki 15:18, 19; 2Ki 16:8) The head ones, or princes, of unfaithful Jerusalem proved to be lovers of bribes. (Isa 1:23; 5:23; Mic 3:11) Unlike ordinary prostitutes who receive hire, unfaithful Jerusalem actually bribed others to come to her.​—Eze 16:33.

[sleepmac]

Wayne, thank you for those Biblical references.

Dan Weinhold

[Rufus T. Firefly]

That might be the biblical records, but humans have been bribing each other close to day 1.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[gregj410]

[Rufus T. Firefly]

You left out instruction on protecting your precious bodily fluids........

[up148]

You left out instruction on protecting your precious bodily fluids........

[up148]

Subject: Seniors

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

Happiness is not having to set the alarm clock.

When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.”

Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.

“Your call is very important to us.Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo”.

Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?

I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.

Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.

Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.

So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Now, I'm wondering . . . did I send this to you, did you send it to me or have I only sent one copy?

You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.

Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

"On time" is, when you get there.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.

It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.

Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you

"One for the road"meanspeeing before you leave the house.