Public Service Announcement
Hey, hobos, you all know what it's like to be outdoors in late summer- freakin' gnats everywhere, flying in a
large swarm around your head, getting in your eyes, getting in your ears, and driving you to madness if not driving you indoors.
Well, It's Labor Day, so the redhead thought I ought to do some labor, so I was painting the shed behind the homestead, and sure enough, a
jumbo halo of gnats.
My glasses generally keep them away from my eyes, but they were landing on my ears, and biting, and causing
massive distraction.
So I went indoors to hatch a
great plan, and spotted this common household item, found in
ample supply in any married household.
Voila! Worked like a charm!
I had a thought to try and patent this, with the goal of making a
huge fortune, but being an altruistic kind of guy, decided to think of all my
grand fellow hobos and of their well-being.
These come in an
enormous range of colors, and both insulated for cold weather, or aerated for warm weather.
So forthwith, a picture of my
monumental invention.
I think it will hit really
BIG!!
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