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Postby Tramp » Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:20 pm

Sean, Merry Christmas, buddy. Thanks for all the good words.

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Postby 2railjon » Sat Dec 25, 2004 10:06 pm

Tramp, When your book hits the best sellers list and becomes a movie, I vote Clouser to play the part of Luke. He his without a doubt, the meanest looking gentle giant I've ever seen in my life!!! :D

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Postby Daisy » Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:16 pm

Hello good evening yes Jon Santa was very very good to me this year. He must like it when I've been especially bad. 8) Hope the same for you. Every time I look in here someone's got some new reefer. :shock: Merry Christmas all and good night

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Postby P&R Pete » Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:58 am

Clouser indeed, Jon! Look at that avatar. He's perfect!

Well, my turn with the in-law clan, today. Unlike youse guys, who plied them with alcohol, I have a fistful of 'Zyprexa Zydis', the anti-psychotic drug that melts on your tongue, (or in your punch, tea, soda, coffee, beer, etc)!
Haaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Postby 2railjon » Sun Dec 26, 2004 12:06 pm

LMAO!!, Pete!!! Hey, I went to early Mass today, so who's ready for the first "thank goodness Christmas is over toast"? :D :D

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Postby Tramp » Sun Dec 26, 2004 1:27 pm

Who's ready?

Jon, my mother is reading LiveCell.

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Postby 2railjon » Sun Dec 26, 2004 1:43 pm

Go Tramp's Mom!!! Tramp if your waiting on me for a toast, you're 4 brews behind!!!! :D

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Postby Tramp » Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:21 pm

Wish I'd known. I was waiting. Okay, I'm in. Anyone else out there still alive? Jon, I bet you're indestructible.
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Postby P&R Pete » Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:39 pm

Never saw Popeye take a fall!

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Postby Tramp » Sun Dec 26, 2004 3:20 pm

I had a request for this paragraph. It's a continuation of the Christmas scene.

It was time to open the rest of the presents. Mary gave Frankie a pair of handmade Italian loafers in oxblood-colored leather, Deirdre a visit to a fancy spa, Nick season tickets to the opera. Mary and Deirdre gave Jimmy Hakken an exact plaster copy of a winged gargoyle cast from Notre Dame cathedral for his office. “I wondered what that blanket-wrapped thing was in the wagon,” he said. Nick gave everyone a very delicate hand-blown glass ornament imported from Italy. Deirdre gave Mary hand-embroidered silk pajamas with a matching robe, and Jay a new sports jacket. “What happened to your other one?” asked Mary. “It got lost,” he said. Jimmy Hakken presented each of them with a wrapped box, each box a different size and in a different wrapping paper. But inside, each person found the identical, chunky silver pendant cast from the same, obviously hand-carved mold. Everyone was a bit dumbfounded. At the silence, Jimmy said, “Luke Delamar’s buddy, he does metal, he made ’em up for me. I told him to go all out, no skimping.” He looked around at their faces. “It’s the eye inside the hand . . . I got one too.” Still no one spoke, they just kept staring at their pendants. Finally Frankie said, “Keeps off the evil eye?” “Right,” said Jimmy, brightening. “Right, they’re real good luck.” Jay gave each of them a framed drawing by a Maine artist. All five drawings were of falling lit matches, the burning matches and flames very real against backgrounds more sketchy, dark and brooding as if with an ominous hint of storm, the paper itself scratched. Mary said the drawings reminded her of the painting in Jay’s office. Jimmy Hakken kept examining his drawing, nodding his head as if the image made special sense to him.

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Postby 2railjon » Sun Dec 26, 2004 3:31 pm

The Maine artist. I wonder if he actually exists? I could swear I've seen the same drawing of the falling match somewhere. If anyone has it, I would love an email of it to post! :D

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Postby Tramp » Sun Dec 26, 2004 4:04 pm

Jon, did I put a York, NY graffiti on that car?


What happened to the party? Seems dead around here.

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Postby Daisy » Sun Dec 26, 2004 4:26 pm

I'm here. It's just that I'm upside-down and inside-out.

Trying to stick to water today. Gruelish!

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Postby Tramp » Sun Dec 26, 2004 4:32 pm

Water? What's that? Is that what killed W. C. Fields?

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Postby Daisy » Sun Dec 26, 2004 4:46 pm

No, I think he died of his nose.


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