Never mind you guys, I just really caused some sh*t to go down when I showed up at Jon's last night in my crotchless catsuit. We got it figured out, no worries.
Wait a minute. J@N? What exactly did you mean, 'Everything's gonna be all right'? We should get in our funny little blue cars and stop worrying about your hokey poke, or that you're going to war but hoping for the best? Sorry, I just don't get what's goingon. As usual.
Hobo Jungle
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San Diegan
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P&R Pete
That's what I like about cast iron. Feeling cold, just sidle up a little closer. It's a frigid one here tonight, and the wind outside is creaking the woodwork, but the anthracite's glowing and my caboose cup fits my hand like an old baseball mitt. Pour me another one, bud, and we'll toast our hobo Christmas.
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Jackie Blue
Tramp, my guess is you decorated with blue lights. Blue light recedes and looks great against snow. My apartment patio is done up like a gingerbread house with red and white candy canes lining the faerie path. Jack actually tried to lick one of them. At age three, it's difficult to control those type of impulses.
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San Diegan
One Monday morning I got up late
And there was Mr. Monkey outside me gate
One Monday morning I got up late
There was Mr. Monkey outside me gate
Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
My girl came over to have a drink
I came downstairs and what do you think?
The monkey had run and he let her in
He poured her a glass of me favorite gin
I don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
Well I drink gin monkey drink gin too
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
I ran to de yard to get a stick
But I�m tellin you friends that monkey was quick
�Cause when I returned much to my disgrace
Mr. Monkey had my girl in a manly embrace
I don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
Yessah! Up!
Ah play dat ting!
Round de corner!
Hep!
I went to me bath for a Burma Shave
This monkey going put me in a me grave
The entire cabinet was laid to waste
I had to shave with some Gleem toothpaste
I don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
Well I go to shave monkey go shave too
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
Well by dis time I was in despair
I was using de shoebrush to brush me hair
I ask him to leave but he stayed around
He pulled de chain and I almost went down
I don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
Yep!
Yessah! Play sah!
Mariposa!
Yep!
Well me patience run out and I�m telling you sure
Tomorrow I�m going show dat monkey de door
And if he don�t leave I�m inviting you
To me house for dumplings and monkey stew
Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
I don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
When I drink gin monkey drink gin too
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
When I go (rat tat tat) monkey go (rat tat tat) too
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
When I go brrp! Monkey go brrp! too
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
When I go down monkey go down too
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
When I go up monkey go up too
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
I don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
When I go (smooch) monkey go (smooch) too
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
When I play drum monkey play drum too
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
I don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do
(Don�t know what to say de monkey won�t do)
San
I say keep it closed and get the stove going. It's too cold for philosophy.
So is Jon ever going to put us out of our concern?
So is Jon ever going to put us out of our concern?
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San Diegan
OK, Daisy. I'll fess up. I am actually the Trainman.
I believe that Jon has been spending time with the Oracle. Jim Perrine is a program. We'll see him again after the next reload.
San
The Trainman is one of the Merovingian's underlings. He built Mobil Avenue and controls the Loop Train that goes from Mobil to the matrix. Mobil Avenue is used to smuggle exiled programs into the matrix. Niobe meets the Trainman in a train station right before she jacks out after saving Axel. Trainman tells her that Zion lasted only 72 hours in the last reload cycle. While smuggling the last exile, Sati, into the matrix, the Trainman discovers Neo has ended up in his domain. Neo tries to threaten the Trainman, but the Trainman punches Neo into a wall, demonstrating that this place is separate from the matrix and follows his rules. Trinity confronts the Merovingian and forces him to free Neo, so the Trainman brings him back to the matrix.
"Down here I make the rules. Down here I make the threats. Down here, I'm God."
I believe that Jon has been spending time with the Oracle. Jim Perrine is a program. We'll see him again after the next reload.
San
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