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I was trying to find a joke about Saint P and the snakes and ran into this and couldn't resist posting it.
If you have fulfilled your procreative duties, it gets a little harder. You could try to dissuade him by exclaiming how much more you like his manmeat thrusting into your hole of love.If this doesn't work, I see two things happening, he's conceived of this desire from roaming perverse parts of the internet, or he could be having homosexual urges, most llikely due to demonic possession. In the case of the first part, for your husband's sake, and your marriage's sake, you should submit to his wicked desires, and help him get this out of his system. In the case of incipient homosexual urgings, I would contact a clergyman about a possible exorcism. You will be in my prayers tonight.
If you have fulfilled your procreative duties, it gets a little harder. You could try to dissuade him by exclaiming how much more you like his manmeat thrusting into your hole of love.If this doesn't work, I see two things happening, he's conceived of this desire from roaming perverse parts of the internet, or he could be having homosexual urges, most llikely due to demonic possession. In the case of the first part, for your husband's sake, and your marriage's sake, you should submit to his wicked desires, and help him get this out of his system. In the case of incipient homosexual urgings, I would contact a clergyman about a possible exorcism. You will be in my prayers tonight.
That a life will be spent gaining inches,
When this distance is read in miles.
When this distance is read in miles.
RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.
Kurt
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.
Kurt
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OK,,,who's beerin' up? ,,,,I'm buy'n!!!!!
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Turn to the dark side!,,,,Penn Central 1968-1976
"from there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.",,,,,Dr. Seuss
Turn to the dark side!,,,,Penn Central 1968-1976
"from there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.",,,,,Dr. Seuss
Who says we can't start St. Paddy's Day a wee bit early?
I agree I agree I agree with everything! St. Pat's 2008 begins 2nite in Xtra recognition of the Saint! And buying beer and recylcling cans instead of supporting evil corporations is the way to live! Lessen the impact and enjoy the gift.
So tell the story of your first night drunk. Mine was on St. Pats with green beer!
So tell the story of your first night drunk. Mine was on St. Pats with green beer!
Hello? Just one example out of so many, Hitler employed thousands to carry out his evil plans, providing livelihood for many families in the killing of other families. Just because you make money certainly doesn't mean it's all roses for crying out loud. I bet there are more evil ways to make money than good ones. Making good beer is a good one though so drink up!
So tell the story of your first night drunk. Mine was on St. Pats with green beer!
Daisy, I know it was back in the early '70's with a few high school friends that lived in the neighborhood gathered in my parents basement. My most evil compadrae Leigh Nelson and I had scored a case of Bud and drank it while shooting bumper pool and listening to Jethro Tull's "Stand Up" album. That's when music was actually played on a 33 LP vinyl disk!!! The basement had these window wells that we stashed the beer in and it was cold enough that if we needed another one we just tilted down the window and grabbed one. Life was good.
Also played that night:
Cream: "Wheels Of Fire".
White Room Lyrics by Cream:
By jack bruce and pete brown
In the white room with black curtains near the station.
Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings.
Silver horses ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes.
Dawnlight smiles on you leaving, my contentment.
Ill wait in this place where the sun never shines;
Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves.
You said no strings could secure you at the station.
Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye windows.
I walked into such a sad time at the station.
As I walked out, felt my own need just beginning.
Ill wait in the queue when the trains come back;
Lie with you where the shadows run from themselves.
At the party she was kindness in the hard crowd.
Consolation for the old wound now forgotten.
Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her dark eyes.
Shes just dressing, goodbye windows, tired starlings.
Ill sleep in this place with the lonely crowd;
Lie in the dark where the shadows run from themselves.
Hell, Maybe it was the late 60's? Like 68?
Running that red block Charlie.
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