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Daisy
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Postby Daisy » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:02 pm

Hey, I'll have one of those. Anyone still in here for a smoke?

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Postby 2railjon » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:09 pm

:D :D :D :D :arrow: YES!
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Postby rogruth » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:29 pm

I haven't smoked a cigar in the past fifty years but if Daisy is having one I will also if I can have one of those ales that we can't find around here to go with it.
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Postby webenda » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:05 am

Tramp wrote: Home grown? Garcia Vega? Are you joking here? I need a bit more explanation.


The local cigar store sells Garcia Vega as "domestic" cigars, even though they are made in the Dominican Republic. When I asked about it, I was told that the wrapper uses shade grown tobacco from Connecticut.

When you asked about it, I googled, "Garcia y Vega tobacco blend." I found out more than I wanted to know, but nothing about Connecticut tobacco in Garcia Vega cigars.

How about if I change that to, "I like mild domestic cigars like Garcia Vega."

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Postby dougdagrump » Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:46 am

OK, who's rolling !!!!!
Opppps, sorry. Wrong room.
Thought I was at the ahhhh clinic. :oops:

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Postby 2railjon » Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:39 am

LOL, Doug!!! One of those West coast clinics!!!! :lol:
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Postby Tramp » Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:02 am

Wayne, All I could find was this: Don't confuse this cigar with the cheap, machine-made American cigar made by Garcia Vega.

There's so much bull about cigars. One afternoon, years ago, I brought a few cigars into my local bar and gave them (I pretended to be VERY reluctant to give them up) to the cigar experts in the room. What I'd done was buy the cheapest vilest cigars I could find, however, I slid on Avo XO bands. The XOs were new at the time but everyone knew Avo was a five to ten dollar cigar. I'm sure you can guess the result. I never let on.
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webenda
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Postby webenda » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:05 pm

Tramp wrote:cheap, machine-made American cigar made by Garcia Vega.


They are cheap alright. Local smoke shop price for Garcia Vega Barons ($29.99 for 50) is $0.60 each. In 1950 dollars that would be $0.07. When I was in the army I got hooked on those things. (I think they were made in Tampa, FL back then.) After discharge I quit smoking.
Reference: http://minneapolisfed.org/Research/data/us/calc/

That was an interesting experiment. I wonder if it would turn out the same with beer?
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Postby webenda » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:15 pm

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Yes they were. "TAMPA" was right on the box.
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Postby 2railjon » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:44 pm

My dilemma. Tonight is my wife's companies fancy dinner party. At first thought you'd think any self-respecting hobo would jump at the chance to be wined and dined for free. But after the last one I'm cringing. Should I suck it up and go promising not to kill anyone or should I accidentally slash a major artery and tell her to go on without me?
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Postby AG » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:58 pm

Ummm........
Jon Drink a lot before!!!!!!!!
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Daisy
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Postby Daisy » Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:59 pm

EASY answer: do whatever will make your wife most happy.

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Postby 2railjon » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:13 pm

EASY answer: do whatever will make your wife most happy.

Great! I'll sharpen a knife!!! :D :D :wink:
Running that red block Charlie.

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Postby Mitch » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:40 pm

Jon, there may be only 2 ways of gettin' out of these things. You've already hit upon the first. The other would be to go, get drunk and belligerent, create a huge gaff that embarrasses your wife totally, then she will ask you to stay home from then on. Trust me on this, I speak with authority.
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Postby 2railjon » Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:48 pm

Mitch, I did plan "B" last year. During dinner I threw my prime rib at a fat obnoxious salesmen who sat across from me. Then after dinner at cocktails, everyone kept bringing me drinks and thanking me for shutting the guy up. I can't win for losing. :roll:
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