Tramp:
It would have taken a case of beers to get me near a mall today...But I had to work anyway...
Jim
Hobo Jungle
Jim, Glad you asked! The rifle is mostly for cottonmouths and copperheads. Which are quite prevalent in the area. But it sure has had an impact on useless-no-account-scum-suckin' in-laws coming over for free beer. Now the bobbing hula girl is actually "decorative" yet more "functional" as a "shake-o-meter". When the front of the mower hits a rut, the hula girl sends me a signal to watch my cup of beer, that way a spill is is avoided!! 
Isn't science wonderful????
Isn't science wonderful????
Jon:
I like the Pea shooter. Hope to get out to use some of my own this year. I don't have a M1 but the SKS and Knock off Krishnakov will have to do. Maybe even the Mokorov. I haven't been to the range for about 3 to 4 years now. Plus I would have to use my left eye. Damn its hell getting old.
Mama and I took down the spare bed from the 2nd bedroom and got out the platform for me to start on soon.
Hi Daisy. How ya been? Hope your turkey day went well.
Jim
I like the Pea shooter. Hope to get out to use some of my own this year. I don't have a M1 but the SKS and Knock off Krishnakov will have to do. Maybe even the Mokorov. I haven't been to the range for about 3 to 4 years now. Plus I would have to use my left eye. Damn its hell getting old.
Mama and I took down the spare bed from the 2nd bedroom and got out the platform for me to start on soon.
Hi Daisy. How ya been? Hope your turkey day went well.
Jim
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Good morning? Hair of the wuss hair of the puss? Hair of the mouse? Hair in the house? Hair off a blouse? Hair of the souse?
J*AWNN I did not write this it was written by a grouse!
Hair of the dog jungle story:
(in honor of the Hobo Jungle, and my 300th post)
It was morning in the Peruvian Amazon waking up in a hut after a night of being forced by some illeged "shaman" to "drink" san pedro cactus juice, tobacco and rum from a seashell through my nose, and on this morning after I'm so glad there's nothing like a mirror anywhere but wishing there was something like a toothbrush, and then I see this guy is offering me another shell full. I say no. No thank you senior! No hair of the dog this time! And I'm trying to say this in Spanish although almost no one speaks even Spanish, they speak Shapibo Canibo, but I see that this shaman guy is trying to understand what I'm saying, he's looking at me very seriously, he's about 4 feet tall and 75 pounds, looks like he's about 95 years old but he's probably younger than me, and even though it's 100 degrees out and so humid the plants are dripping he's wearing a hocky cap and a Members Only jacket which I guess must've drifted downstream from Detroit. He's looking at me and saying, El pelo del perro que me mordio? as if he's really trying to figure out a new ingredient for his practice.
Time to head back for LIMA! Order a pizza and watch another episode of El Ombre Bionico.
Good morning. Good morning good morning!
J*AWNN I did not write this it was written by a grouse!
Hair of the dog jungle story:
(in honor of the Hobo Jungle, and my 300th post)
It was morning in the Peruvian Amazon waking up in a hut after a night of being forced by some illeged "shaman" to "drink" san pedro cactus juice, tobacco and rum from a seashell through my nose, and on this morning after I'm so glad there's nothing like a mirror anywhere but wishing there was something like a toothbrush, and then I see this guy is offering me another shell full. I say no. No thank you senior! No hair of the dog this time! And I'm trying to say this in Spanish although almost no one speaks even Spanish, they speak Shapibo Canibo, but I see that this shaman guy is trying to understand what I'm saying, he's looking at me very seriously, he's about 4 feet tall and 75 pounds, looks like he's about 95 years old but he's probably younger than me, and even though it's 100 degrees out and so humid the plants are dripping he's wearing a hocky cap and a Members Only jacket which I guess must've drifted downstream from Detroit. He's looking at me and saying, El pelo del perro que me mordio? as if he's really trying to figure out a new ingredient for his practice.
Time to head back for LIMA! Order a pizza and watch another episode of El Ombre Bionico.
Good morning. Good morning good morning!
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San Diegan
Peruvian monkey-spanking
Watch it! That's a little close for comfort.
We are having turkey pot pie here tonight.
Meanwhile, I had the opportunity to run the new Lionel single level El Capitan cars. They are beautiful, accurately detailed, and shiny aluminum. They deserve to stay in business as long as they make cars like these.
San
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