Hobo Jungle

[hev52]

Nice Hev!
Now the rain stop and my grill is cooking good stuff!!!
did you try this one? taste good?
More beer!! oh maybe you prefer ginger ale...
Andre.

Tell ya the truth Andre I'm not that crazy about Ginger Ale. Guess it's cause when your in the hospital they give that stuff........................................


hev

[Mitch]

Mitch: Gomer, I been in here for 3 hours now drinkin' by myself. Do 'ya think I'm an alcoholic?


Gomer: Nah, Mitch. Alcoholics have to go to them damned meetings. You're just a common drunk.

Mitch: OK, thanks. Had me worried there for a minute. Strange nobody has been in. Tramp, Pete, Jon, Dennis, Wayne, Roger, Andre, Hev, ANG, not a friggin' soul. Here, let me roll that damned thing for you, or take one of my Marlboros. Your hands are shakin' like a dog shittin' razor blades! Whataya expect is goin' on?

Gomer: Damned if I know. It's been off and on for the past 3 months.

Mitch: Ok, put this 20 in the jar for them if they drop by. I'll be down
under the creek bridge at the pier. Anybody drops in, tell 'em where I'm at.
Gomer: Will do.

[Tramp]

An ugly head pokes out behind the door jamb. "Gomer, is that damn Mitch finally gone?"
"Yup. At the crik."
"Damn me, good news."
"Left money."
"No way!"
Gomer nodded.
"How much?"
"Five."
"Not much, but what hell."
"Ready?"
"Does Jon like beer?"

[2railjon]

Hey, I'm always up for a brew, guys!! Problem is I'm at drill with limited internet access for the weekend. Every now and then I can pick up a really weak wi-fi signal and actually communicate from my room.
I pop in whens I cans!!!!!
Another long distance round for the house please, Gomer.

[AG]

"Five? I just saw Mitch --he said that he left a double sawbuck."

where is the other 15 bucks!!
I am tired, I start my benchwork today...... danm, my wife found a few boxes with trains and she told me I never knew about these trains...I said..Nah! the problem is you forgot because they were boxed for two years. Uff!
Cheers!!
Andre.

[rogruth]

I'll go to the bridge and tell him a few have come in.Maybe he will come back and there will be an interesting discussion of how much he left.Maybe we shouldn't stay.

[The Dirt]

Hah! Mitch? I don't believe that cheap b*stard left one slim thin plugged nickel!

(At least, not where Gomer could get his mitts on it!)

[The Dirt]

Took the snake for a 'climb' today.



Being a constrictor, he's one d*mn good climber.



Not to be confused with the redhead, who's also a snake!

[The Dirt]

This is up for sale on ebay. Anyone have any idea what it may be?
Then I'll say what the seller thinks it is.

[The Dirt]

And then Hev sends me THESE pictures from ebay. AFTER the sale ended.



Can you believe the sorry sonovab*tch didn't lay a bid on 'er?



What's up with that? Sell the truck! Make the wife get a second job! Go back to yer gigolo ways!



Man, what a little jewel!



Hey bro, what's the little 'degree-thing' for?
*ouch*, can't believe this got away. Hell, we coulda hit a bank if you woulda steered the getaway car!

[Mitch]

Dirt!! You damn freeloader. You cut me to the quick! Remember when you were down and out in Memphis and I worked 2 days to buy you a pair of shoes. You got a lot of good qualities, but gratitude ain't one of 'em. And, another thing, just as soon as I finish this quart of Southern, I'm goin' back to see Gomer!!

[The Dirt]

*blush*

Sh*t, didn't know you was listenin'!

[Mitch]

Just tell me something, Pete. What would you do with a piece of equipment like that 'cept to set it in the corner of the barn and admire it? Does look good, though.

[2railjon]

Forgive my non-farming arse- but what the heck is that thing? A cast iron rolling hummingbird feeder?

[rogruth]

Add some ice to the hopper and you could cool beer in it.