Hobo Jungle

[ANG retired]

Great coaching, Pete!!!!!!

Ang, They were flown down to Mississippi for some mod's.

Gawd, that flight had to SUCK!!!!
Almost as bad as a Guam to Christchurch NZ in a C-130....

BTW, my NCO club's barkeep was an AGE guy, complete with hairy knuckles! How did you rate?

She heading up to Maineiac Country?

[ANG retired]

A C-130 and two F-15s are flying together on a cross country.
The F-15 drivers are just being PITAs with the -130 crew, doing loops, rolls, all kind ofg areobatics, getting in digs on the trash haulers about the lack of aerobatic capability of the Hercules.

After a while, the Herc pilot tells the f-15 jocks, watch what I can do;

The 130 flys straight and level for about 20 minutes, when the pilot gets back on the radio with; How did you like that?

The Eagle jocks flight leader's reply was; so what? All you did was fly striaght and level for the past 20 minutes.

The 130 pilots said "hell no! I went back, took a shit, patted the fanny of that cutie flight nurse, and, made a sandwich and a pot of coffee. Could you do that?!?!?!"

Speaking of Air Force humor, what does a flight nurse, and a C-5 have in common?

They can both get down on their knees, and take it in both ends

[Daisy]

Jesus, I had no idea nurses could do that.

[ANG retired]

Jesus, I had no idea nurses could do that.

Not just any nurses, but, Flight Nurses

[2railjon]

The nurse will see you now, ANG!!!!!!

[ANG retired]

The nurse will see you now, ANG!!!!!!

That, is an Air Force Flight Surgeon, not a flight nurse!

Now this is a Flight Nurse

[hev52]

I like these...................................














hev

[ANG retired]

As do I

[Del Mar]

Dinner Menu in Honor of Their Royal Highnesses the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall

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Celery Broth with Crispy Rock Shrimp
Newton Chardonnay "Unfiltered" 2002

Medallions of Buffalo Tenderloin
Roasted Corn
Wild Rice Pancakes
Glazed Parsnips and Young Carrots
Peter Michael Pinot Noir "Le Moulin Rouge" 2002

Mint Romaine Lettuce with Blood Orange Vinaigrette
Vermont Camembert Cheese and Spiced Walnuts

Petits Fours Cake
Chartreuse Ice Cream Red and Green Grape Sauce
Iron Horse "Wedding Cuvée" 2002

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Dinner Table Settings and Music - The State Dining Room, The White House State Floor
Clinton China
Vermeil flatware
Gold pintuck silk tablecloths
Sprays of white phaeleanopsis orchids with camellia foliage in the historic White House vermeil candelabras

Now, let's see.

2004 Newton - Chardonnay Unfiltered $45/750 ml

Peter Michael 2002 Le Moulin Rouge Pinot Noir - Magnum

Robert Parker - 91 Points!

The 2002 Pinot Noir Le Moulin Rouge (325 cases) displays the same floral characteristics as the 2001 along with striking elegance. Although more superficial on the palate, without the depth and power of the 2001, it is still an elegant, complex beauty that should drink well for 5-6 years.

Bottle Size: Magnum

It is possible we can order more wine than what is on-hand today. Call the store to check on availability.

Your Price: $294.98

Iron Horse Wedding Cuvée 2002
Sparkling BN#163998

This is our Blanc de Noirs. It is made from predominately Pinot Noir and has a beautiful, pale-peach hue. Rich and creamy, like pure strawberries and cream, this is without doubt the most romantic of our Sparklings. It is dangerously easy to drink. A favorite for many, Iron Horse is probably best known for this cuvée. Food Pairing: Marries perfectly with frisee salad with diced bacon and a Pinot Noir vinagrette, Chinese chicken salad, scrambled eggs and caviar, rock shrimp and potato fritta, mushroom dishes such as a grilled Portobello sandwich or wild mushroom risotto, poached salmon - hot or cold, and best of all, chocolate dipped strawberries.

The Wine Enthusiast Maybe it’s all marketing, but this does seem to be an ideal wedding- toast bubbly. There’s something for everyone. Despite being almost all Pinot Noir, it’s light and delicate, with a crisp elegance and a fine mousse, and that effervescent pleasure that only a fine bubbly provides. Score: 91. —Steve Heimoff, December 31, 2005.

Producer Iron Horse
Varietal Pinot Noir, Chardonnay
Category Sparkling Wine
Region California : Sonoma Valley : Sonoma County Green Valley
Alcohol 13.0%
$33.99

Wonder how many bottles of Peter Michael Liz can put away? Did she hold out for the pricey stuff? Did they bring the Phantom IV with them? Or the Bently State Limo? What's her ride?

Is George drinking again? I don't blame him. Stuttering in front of women can make you drink.

San

[Del Mar]

Arriving at the White House in a black Chevrolet Suburban four-wheel drive vehicle, the royal couple was met by the president and first lady, who wore an aqua gown. The queen wore a white gown with a blue sash and a sparkling crown.

Better than I could have hoped for. She arrived in a 4x. And a Chevy at that. Mebbe she asked for a beer to wash things down tween the more pricey swill. Or was drinking on the way over.

San

[hev52]

I thought Dirt was goin' to escort her to the White House in his rod.................................................








hev

[hev52]

Last night was kind of a sad one for me. My favorite bartender (the one on the right) at the All Ranks Club is moving to Maine.

Ya could have sent her up here to the Mountain Springs tavern Bro................


hev

[P&R Pete]

Hev and San, you two crack me the hell up!

Hev, what are we doing up so late? Gawd, if any two guys needed their beauty-sleep...

[Del Mar]

It certainly would have been in proper decorum for Liz and Phil to arrive in a really big car.



With a driver, of course.

San

[P&R Pete]

Well well, I get to be the first one to wish our prettiest (no Jon, not you this time) smartest cleverest talented-est most-certifiable and best-pumpkin-growing hoboette a Happy Birthday!

Hope you have the best, Miss Daisy!!