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hev, this is why I gave up bow hunting. Here in the midwest..........
Have a great holiday

hev52 wrote:Ang..................ya better watch it ................he might turn around and do this.................................![]()
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pps. also, I think I can take Tramp's mom this year in the Irish whiskey contest. I know I can. I think. No - I know!
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:Simplify.....be where everyone else is not.
Slowly a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach. A strange and scary sound like a log-truck coming at you at a hundred miles an hour. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth. And before Bill Travis knew it, he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Bossman Bob Cormier take one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins. Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits. But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelly-twins barfed on each other. And the women's auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes. And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he created.
Tramp wrote:Tramp's mom is 85 this year. Keep that in mind, but she's been training hard. She usually has a wine going by 10 or 11 am and then moves into the whisky by afternoon. She's basically a master at after-dinner drinks. She sobers up with a rack of beer when she feels herself sliding. I believe her Thanksgiving record was around 14 varied drinks.
Daisy on the other hand . . .
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