
Hobo Jungle
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P&R Pete
My opponent is a Godless blood-sucking ghoul from the abysmal depths of Hell. He is born from the unholy liberal 'cut and run' union of two gay men and a lesbian woman. He accepts campaign money from perverts and pornographers. He burns American flags to light up his marijuana crack pipes. He will raise taxes and force terrorists and illegal immigrants to rape your women. He will sneak into your basement, and will come up in the dead of night to eat your children.
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"I've never heard of a sheep. What's a sheep?"
"Well, okay, so I bought some wool from the sheep, but I threw it away."
"So maybe the sheep gave me a massage, but he only used his hoof."
"Okay! It was a sensual massage, but I never touched the wool."
"I admit it! I'm crazy about sheep, but the big red goat made me do it."
"Well, okay, so I bought some wool from the sheep, but I threw it away."
"So maybe the sheep gave me a massage, but he only used his hoof."
"Okay! It was a sensual massage, but I never touched the wool."
"I admit it! I'm crazy about sheep, but the big red goat made me do it."
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P&R Pete
...a piece of toast made in the Toastmaster TC13!
• Simple conveyor belt speed control
• Individually-adjustable top and bottom temperature settings
• Energy-saving "standby" mode
• Automatic cool-down feature
• Front or rear-exit operation
• Air-cooled solid state controls
• Damage-resistant heating elements
• Stainless steel construction
• One-piece, removable stainless steel crumb tray
• Cool exterior
• Includes 36"/900mm power cord and NEMA plug
I can pump them babies out now, buddy! 
• Simple conveyor belt speed control
• Individually-adjustable top and bottom temperature settings
• Energy-saving "standby" mode
• Automatic cool-down feature
• Front or rear-exit operation
• Air-cooled solid state controls
• Damage-resistant heating elements
• Stainless steel construction
• One-piece, removable stainless steel crumb tray
• Cool exterior
• Includes 36"/900mm power cord and NEMA plug
[quote="highrailjon"]Mitch if you can, hop one of those Canadian National grain unit trains that head through Memphis to Jackson. I'll be waitin' in the Buick stationwagon at the end southend of the yard. Plenty of fried 'possum an' corn squezzins' to knock the edge off that cold chill!!!!
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You know, Jon, I really like the paint scheme on the CN diesels. I only saw one on my Canadian fishing trip in Sept., and I was lookin' hard for 'em. Just a glimpse of it through the trees. Nice engines.
Just got back from doing my patriotic duty. Every now and again, Election Day falls on my birthday, and today is one of those times. In celebration of my birthday, I'm drinking a large mug of coffee, and the wife ordered me a dozen seasoned wings, and an order of deep fried mushrooms. I'm 56 years young today, but for some reason, my left knee must have turned 70.
Must be from sleeping on all those rocks! Never had possum, although I have had raccoon. Never tasted squeezins' cause I never spent enough time in the south, but I'm game.
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You know, Jon, I really like the paint scheme on the CN diesels. I only saw one on my Canadian fishing trip in Sept., and I was lookin' hard for 'em. Just a glimpse of it through the trees. Nice engines.
Just got back from doing my patriotic duty. Every now and again, Election Day falls on my birthday, and today is one of those times. In celebration of my birthday, I'm drinking a large mug of coffee, and the wife ordered me a dozen seasoned wings, and an order of deep fried mushrooms. I'm 56 years young today, but for some reason, my left knee must have turned 70.
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