And one of the items certain to cause such a reaction as what your slogan suggests involves a good-sized photo-magazine announcing a Mapplethorpe show at the Whitney Museum, NYC, several decades ago. My wife and I were exploring The Village (NYC, o' course) and at the newsstand at Sheridan Square came across the magazine staring-up at us, as passersby, which stopped us in our tracks, with disbelief. We bought it, and took a taxi directly to the museum to see if he were real. Well, his display in the edifice was real, that's for sure.
The Mapplethorpe magazine got shoved/permanently stored under the layout, which places it, if I recall correctly, in so deep as to be inaccessible to me, at my age, to crawl around searching for it for furtive discard.
Wait 'til my heirs get a load of that out-of-character novelty. Sheeeeessssshhhh!!!.
And I'm not going layout-diving for its removal. That would be too much for me, physically.
Life can be fun.
daMurph
