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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:33 am

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Re: Got wood?

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:30 pm

Must be in the home of a man. I can't imagine most women putting up with that statement.

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Re: Got wood?

Postby rogruth » Tue Sep 22, 2020 7:32 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Must be in the home of a man. I can't imagine most women putting up with that statement.

My first thought was in a restaurant but it is too pristine. Maybe a museum piece?
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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:02 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Must be in the home of a man. I can't imagine most women putting up with that statement.


Wow.....did not see a gender specific response from a lobster base carved wood table.....

Maybe a custom piece for as Roger suggested.
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Re: Got wood?

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:07 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Must be in the home of a man. I can't imagine most women putting up with that statement.


Wow.....did not see a gender specific response from a lobster base carved wood table.....

Maybe a custom piece for as Roger suggested.

Different needs for different folks.

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Re: Got wood?

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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:20 am

Nice. Wonder what kind of wood....
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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:21 am

Baba's chicken...

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Re: Got wood?

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:14 pm

...gives new meaning to having a rocking good time.

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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:23 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:...gives new meaning to having a rocking good time.


Might be a rough ride.....
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Re: Got wood?

Postby rogruth » Wed Sep 23, 2020 7:32 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:...gives new meaning to having a rocking good time.


Might be a rough ride.....

But you can't chicken out.
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Re: Got wood?

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:04 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:...gives new meaning to having a rocking good time.


Might be a rough ride.....

Ya think ?

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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:05 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:...gives new meaning to having a rocking good time.


Might be a rough ride.....

Ya think ?


Have to speculate; never ridden a rooster of any kind so I'm lacking a reference point here
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Re: Got wood?

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:53 pm

You're probably better off that way.

And I've never mounted a bull and am probably better off staying bull-challenged, though some voices here might say I have distinguished myself in that regard . And that's no bull. :roll: :shock: :? :!:

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Re: Got wood?

Postby rogruth » Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:21 pm

Now this is no bull but I tried riding a cow a couple of times.
Never was successful. But at that time a dare was all that was
needed for me to do some not so smart thing. :oops:
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