awful hands
advanced arthritis?
Got wood?
Re: Got wood?
advanced arthritis?
Once I built a railroad, I made it run,
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
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Re: Got wood?
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:awful hands
Can you do better using the same materials?
What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?
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Re: Got wood?
Awful hands.
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Nah, just a repeat-offender. 
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MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Nah, just a repeat-offender.
50 demerits!
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Oh, I've earned them, and a good deal more if I had done those "hands."
Yup. Ya see, I'd have crafted them with fuzzy-whuzzy red knitted mittens, each possessed of a single white Santa-style fuzzy ball, at the tips of the fingers, as an ecumenical style outreach , 0'course .
and one
Yup. Ya see, I'd have crafted them with fuzzy-whuzzy red knitted mittens, each possessed of a single white Santa-style fuzzy ball, at the tips of the fingers, as an ecumenical style outreach , 0'course .
and one
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MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Oh, I've earned them, and a good deal more if I had done those "hands."
Yup. Ya see, I'd have crafted them with fuzzy-whuzzy red knitted mittens, each possessed of a single white Santa-style fuzzy ball, at the tips of the fingers, as an ecumenical style outreach , 0'course .
and one
I'd just use bones and put a nice set of claws at the ends.......just for the juxtaposition with the rest of the imagery.......maybe some disemboweled puppies, too.
Happy, happy, joy, joy!
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Exceptionally appropriate. Of course.
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MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Exceptionally appropriate. Of course.
Of course............
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Re: Got wood?
Should heat the tea or coffee.
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I support thread drift.
If God didn't want women to be looked at, He would have made 'em ugly. RAH
I support thread drift.
If God didn't want women to be looked at, He would have made 'em ugly. RAH
Re: Got wood?
Should heat the tea or coffee.
More likely charging the cell phone/tablet
Once I built a railroad, I made it run,
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad, now it's done --
Brother, can you spare a dime?
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Re: Got wood?
chuck wrote:Should heat the tea or coffee.
More likely charging the cell phone/tablet
And keeping the beer cold for the next ice hockey game,
What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?
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