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Instruction for using the toilet: Check for snakes, Turn around, Squat, Bend over, Back in.

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ATM for short people.

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Payphone for tall people.

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Slideholes at the end of slides vary from 1 to 600 m (3.3 to 2,000 ft) in depth, and vary in form from soil-lined to concrete edged chasms.
Slidehole - Wikipedia

[Mitch]

I can understand the telephone 10' off the ground, otherwise it couldn't be used anyway 'cause it would have been vandalized.

Are there actually any pay phones left in America? I haven't seen one in years.

[chuck]

Pay phones in US:

https://money.cnn.com/2018/03/19/news/companies/pay-phones/index.html

You can still see "private" pay phones in convenience stores and sometimes in bars or diners.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[HONDO74]

That's as bad as an exploding airbag. My Mustang was recalled to replace it's drivers airbag. Seems it had one that could potentially explode. If the accident didn't kill you the airbag would.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

That's as bad as an exploding airbag. My Mustang was recalled to replace it's drivers airbag. Seems it had one that could potentially explode. If the accident didn't kill you the airbag would.

All our Subaru's were also recalled for the Takata airbags, too.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

That's as bad as an exploding airbag. My Mustang was recalled to replace it's drivers airbag. Seems it had one that could potentially explode. If the accident didn't kill you the airbag would.

All our Subaru's were also recalled for the Takata airbags, too.

When I took the2012 E-Benz in for its "Schedule B" check-up, I specifically asked about that Takata airbag problem since checking on-line after seeing that info-mercial about them informed me M. Benz was mentioned among the victims. The dealership assured me my particular model/Vin# was excluded from the problematic list. I required that they state that response/assurance in writing on the Service Bill record. They did so.

They even replaced the batteries inside my fobs, for free, just because I asked. Nice.

To me, the dealership we have utilized since getting our first Benz in 1999 has been flawless in their service dept. as has been their sales staff. Flawless.

Frankly, now that I think about it, again, it is the Service Department, in addition to the trouble-free vehicles from that dealership, which keep me coming back for more. Bright and shiny showrooms are nice and enjoyable, but its is the service dept. which makes all the difference for me. At my age and situation in life, I do not need to ever find myself at the side of the road, stranded, due to the condition of any vehicle. Even having the "Embrace," feature, comforting and convenient as it is, and has been each time I have used it, isn't enough to let me be satisfied with anything less than flawless.

daMurph

[rogruth]

Two Ford dealers in my area that I used for buying 30+ vehicles over a period of time got and kept my business because of their service departments.
Unfortunately both are closed due to the deaths of the owners and no one to take over. Both were also in small towns.
But I certainly agree with Murph staying with a dealer that satisfies him.

[Mitch]

For all the Mopar units, the driver's side gets a new bag, which is the combo bag and inflator, and the passenger side uses the same bag but gets a new inflator. It's the recalled inflators on both sides that were killing people.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Winter is coming........

[MurphOnMillerAve]

A cute li'l Haiku to further the point. Nice. Catchy, too.

[Rufus T. Firefly]