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Re: Got wood?

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:19 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:And speaking of wood, since Tiger Woods won the tournament, I wonder how long it will be until he hears a little voice in his ear saying, "All is forgiven," as well as the inevitable, "Check please!"
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I'd wager never.

How so?

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Re: Got wood?

Postby HONDO74 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:02 am

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:And speaking of wood, since Tiger Woods won the tournament, I wonder how long it will be until he hears a little voice in his ear saying, "All is forgiven," as well as the inevitable, "Check please!"
:mrgreen:


Tiger Woods 'Thinks About His Sex Scandal Every Day,' Says Source
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tiger-w ... 06206.html

I have to admit that back in the day he was one big pussy hound.... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:20 am

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:And speaking of wood, since Tiger Woods won the tournament, I wonder how long it will be until he hears a little voice in his ear saying, "All is forgiven," as well as the inevitable, "Check please!"
:mrgreen:


I'd wager never.

How so?


He appears to have grown up, come to grips with his physical limitations, and his mortality. Looking back generally is not included.
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Re: Got wood?

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:32 am

A very interesting perspective and viewpoint, Rufus. Thanks for the feedback.
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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:57 am

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:A very interesting perspective and viewpoint, Rufus. Thanks for the feedback.
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He was barely able to walk not long ago - facing that tends to illuminate one's life perspective.
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Re: Got wood?

Postby Roy » Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:50 pm

So, what have we learned, today? It pays to exercise caution, when fleeing torturous, murderous women.
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Re: Got wood?

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:40 pm

Roy wrote:So, what have we learned, today? It pays to exercise caution, when fleeing torturous, murderous women.

...or maybe that it pays to behave?

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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:15 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Roy wrote:So, what have we learned, today? It pays to exercise caution, when fleeing torturous, murderous women.

...or maybe that it pays to behave?


And not have multiple knee surgeries, back injuries, and to be thought of as an old man at age 43.
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Re: Got wood?

Postby Roy » Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:52 pm

Roy wrote:So, what have we learned, today? It pays to exercise caution, when fleeing torturous, murderous women.
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:...or maybe that it pays to behave?

I don't know the entire story, nor do I care. He's a mere athlete. Those who hold up athletes as heroes are so morally depraved, the phenomenon calls into question whether such individuals are actually human.
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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:56 pm

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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue May 14, 2019 11:11 am

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Re: Got wood?

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue May 14, 2019 1:33 pm

But, why?

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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue May 14, 2019 1:52 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:But, why?


You can apply that question to almost all art.
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Re: Got wood?

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue May 14, 2019 2:03 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:But, why?


You can apply that question to almost all art.

Excellent point.
And I do, exactly that. And it makes a great deal of difference, like the first time I made a pilgrimage to see Monet's "Water Lilies" at the MoMA. As soon as I walked into the room, I understood/felt why he put brush to canvas.
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...or Michelangelo's David" in Florence...
...or Bernini's Baldachin over the high altar in St. Peter's, Rome...
...or Rosetta windows in Gothic Cathedrals, like Notre Dame de Paris...
...or Munch's The Scream, also at the MoMA.

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Re: Got wood?

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue May 14, 2019 3:00 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:But, why?


You can apply that question to almost all art.

Excellent point.
And I do, exactly that. And it makes a great deal of difference, like the first time I made a pilgrimage to see Monet's "Water Lilies" at the MoMA. As soon as I walked into the room, I understood/felt why he put brush to canvas.
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...or Michelangelo's David" in Florence...
...or Bernini's Baldachin over the high altar in St. Peter's, Rome...
...or Rosetta windows in Gothic Cathedrals, like Notre Dame de Paris...
...or Munch's The Scream, also at the MoMA.


Ok, some of the religious art is just that, but someone generally was commissioning that as well - money makes art and art makes money!

I thoroughly enjoyed the Munch museum in Oslo a number of years ago.
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