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Re: Seen in Print

Postby J. S. Bach » Sun Mar 03, 2019 6:36 pm

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:07 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Roy wrote:Mom's practical, if not particularly selective. Let's see if we get a reference to twerking. :wink:

I'll twerk fer ya, if ya wanna see it (and can take seeing it .) :mrgreen: :( :P


Before you attempt it, do get clearance from your medical professionals and have the ER on alert.

Wisdom. :D And I have not garnered ANY takers :shock: to be the holder of the I-phone, as filmographer. :roll:
Of course. :cry: :oops: :idea:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:22 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:I'll twerk fer ya, if ya wanna see it (and can take seeing it .) :mrgreen: :( :P


Before you attempt it, do get clearance from your medical professionals and have the ER on alert.

Wisdom. :D And I have not garnered ANY takers :shock: to be the holder of the I-phone, as filmographer. :roll:
Of course. :cry: :oops: :idea:


Offer more money?
What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:32 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
Before you attempt it, do get clearance from your medical professionals and have the ER on alert.

Wisdom. :D And I have not garnered ANY takers :shock: to be the holder of the I-phone, as filmographer. :roll:
Of course. :cry: :oops: :idea:


Offer more money?

I know ahead of time they would be unfazed by any offer of moolah, the horror of it all, you see. Picture in your mind's eye, one of those large metal tubs of pizza dough being stirred by one of those large mixer-swirler things. Got the unfortunate picture? Even a brand-new shiny Silver dollar wouldn't convince anybody to step forward for the job (and unfortunate sight.)
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Sun Mar 03, 2019 8:34 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Wisdom. :D And I have not garnered ANY takers :shock: to be the holder of the I-phone, as filmographer. :roll:
Of course. :cry: :oops: :idea:


Offer more money?

I know ahead of time they would be unfazed by any offer of moolah, the horror of it all, you see. Picture in your mind's eye, one of those large metal tubs of pizza dough being stirred by one of those large mixer-swirler things. Got the unfortunate picture? Even a brand-new shiny Silver dollar wouldn't convince anybody to step forward for the job (and unfortunate sight.)


Got a Brasher Doubloon? That should get someone interested
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Roy » Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:56 am

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Picture in your mind's eye, one of those large metal tubs of pizza dough being stirred by one of those large mixer-swirler things...Even a brand-new shiny Silver dollar wouldn't convince anybody to step forward for the...(...unfortunate sight.)

Merely boring, by contrast. Ech. EEwww. Barf. :oops: :oops: :oops: Barf perfectly healthy internal organs...Shake head violently in stupefied horror and disbelief...
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:02 am

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What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:35 am

Roy wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Picture in your mind's eye, one of those large metal tubs of pizza dough being stirred by one of those large mixer-swirler things...Even a brand-new shiny Silver dollar wouldn't convince anybody to step forward for the...(...unfortunate sight.)

Merely boring, by contrast. Ech. EEwww. Barf. :oops: :oops: :oops: Barf perfectly healthy internal organs...Shake head violently in stupefied horror and disbelief...

Precisely. :D
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Mon Mar 04, 2019 7:38 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Wisdom. :D And I have not garnered ANY takers :shock: to be the holder of the I-phone, as filmographer. :roll:
Of course. :cry: :oops: :idea:


Offer more money?

I know ahead of time they would be unfazed by any offer of moolah, the horror of it all, you see. Picture in your mind's eye, one of those large metal tubs of pizza dough being stirred by one of those large mixer-swirler things. Got the unfortunate picture? Even a brand-new shiny Silver dollar wouldn't convince anybody to step forward for the job (and unfortunate sight.)

OK Murph, I hope this is what you really want.

I told these girls
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you needed someone to create a video of you making pizza dough.
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and they were just ecstatic.
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They will be knocking on your door at 10 AM tomorrow with their cell phones. Be ready.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Mon Mar 04, 2019 9:59 pm

Murph,
You could be in trouble.
Don't call me.
Call Rufus.
roger

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby HONDO74 » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:03 pm

rogruth wrote:Murph,
You could be in trouble.
Don't call me.
Call Rufus.


What, Rufus will send him one of those girls dressed in leather with a ball gag. The ball gag is for Murph. :wink: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:08 pm

HONDO74 wrote:
rogruth wrote:Murph,
You could be in trouble.
Don't call me.
Call Rufus.


What, Rufus will send him one of those girls dressed in leather with a ball gag. The ball gag is for Murph. :wink: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You are a wise man. (Notice, I did not say "wisenheimer." :mrgreen: )
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby sleepmac » Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:23 am

Wayne, I love your contribution! ROFL

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:50 am

HONDO74 wrote:
rogruth wrote:Murph,
You could be in trouble.
Don't call me.
Call Rufus.


What, Rufus will send him one of those girls dressed in leather with a ball gag. The ball gag is for Murph. :wink: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:


No. I'm keeping the girls.
What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:15 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
HONDO74 wrote:
rogruth wrote:Murph,
You could be in trouble.
Don't call me.
Call Rufus.


What, Rufus will send him one of those girls dressed in leather with a ball gag. The ball gag is for Murph. :wink: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:


No. I'm keeping the girls.

Does your wife know about them?

OH!

Is your wife one of the girls?
roger

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