Hobo Jungle

[2railjon]

Well Hell!! That's worth a Cosworth, at least!! Besides, he can make 'em all some fancy wooden sandels outta the engine crate.

[Tramp]

San, the four-legged Turkies kinda made my day.

Jon, talked with Gary today. By odd coincidence my Berk was on the table at the exact moment of my call.

[2railjon]

Tramp, thanks for the update on the Berk. I was beginning to think you might have given it to one of your sea-fairing friends to weight down lobster traps. I wound up having to trouble shoot the Q-1, but all is well now, and Gary said if I could'nt figure it out he'd have a new tender on the way for testing. I don't care what anyone says, you can't beat 3rd Rail for customer support. Are we drinking tonight?

[Tramp]

Drinking? Now that's a loaded question.

[2railjon]

Oops, my bad!!! It's the kinda drinking night that reminds me of the poem you shared about drinking in a tavern and falling to the earth in a woolen coat or something like that. It was the BEST. I was liquored up when I read it, but it still struck a nice chord with my soul.

[Daisy]

Good Gogg, Dufus - DDufus!!! Are you sstill around? I been crrawling around like mad on all ffours for DAYS and I REALLLY need a ccup of the ggold. Plus I been falling all over the earrth in a woolen coat to the point where my mag wheeels are spinning. And I can'''t even find the marsh whippet! Jon! San! Will! Pete Do you have Vivi?!??! Did you EAT Vivi?!?!?

[Daisy]

J**%^#*()N! When are you and Penn tying the knot?!?! Just kidding. Where are you?!?!?

[2railjon]

Damn, I hate truth or dare, but here go's, just for you sweet cakes.

Q:Did you EAT Vivi?!?!?
A: If she was in France when I was, then probably, yes.

Q:When are you and Penn tying the knot?!?!
A: I'm not a sailor. I no nothing about tying knots.

Now it's my turn.

I been crrawling around like mad on all ffours for DAYS

Q: Are you in heat?

[Will]

Vivi?? What am I missing?

[Tramp]

Will, I guess you aren't higher than a swamp whippet.

[Daisy]

Vivi is the whippet (like a mini greyhound) that won the hound dog category at the Westminster Dog Show a few weeks ago, the sweetest skinniest most darling little thing, looks like a tiny deer with huge black eyes. She broke free from her cage on the runway at JFK on her way home from the show and hightailed it across the tarmac clocking 30mph, no airport vehicle able to catch her. She disappeared into the marsh back of the runway and they still haven't found her. Not even the 12 psychics they brought in could find her! Vivi!!!!!!!

Maybe they should bring in the Turks to find her?

ps jon. I've always run hot. No amount of radiator fluid seems to help, seems to be a factory defect. At least I've got Mags! And I'm not an Escort.

[Will]

Vivi is .... the sweetest skinniest most darling little thing, looks like a tiny deer with huge black eyes.

Sounds utterly charming.

Seriously, I feel bad for the owners, but do we have the makings of a dog hobo here?

[2railjon]

Hmmmm. wonder where that dog went....
I say whip it, whip it good...
Step on a crack, break your Mama's back.
(what the heck is that chick doing behind the dog? She has a fine ***.)

[2railjon]

Nice ribbon, Daisy. Did you BBQ or stir fry the mutt?

[rogruth]

Glad to see Daisy again.