Lawyers will be the downfall of this country

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Lawyers will be the downfall of this country

Postby up148 » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:34 pm

Obviously, the women is at fault here, but how do you find a lawyer who could even consider this case. Someone else can verify if this is true because it makes me sick just passing it on. But, it was sent from a friend who is usually right. The sad part if it is true is that Samsung will most likely offer $50-$100K to make it go away, as that is what it cost to defend. :( :( :( :( :(



Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M for mis-using her cell phone.
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-con ... hlight.jpg

An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she
necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her
vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours.
Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe psychological distress because of the whole ordeal.
Briant said she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare from one of her friends but quickly realized that the phone would not come out.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-con ... amsung.jpg

Attorney Jim McAfee claims his client was forced to undergo a cesarean section
to remove the cell phone because of the atypical shape of her pelvis and had no insurance at the time.
A Samsung spokesman said they would not comment on this case at this moment but explained that an out-of-court settlement was still an option on the table

“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside
of me, just for fun, but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told judge Andrew Peterson in tears.
“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.

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Re: Lawyers will be the downfall of this country

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:39 pm

Maybe, but I think that it's simpler than you think -- stupid people will be the downfall of the country.

We used to have a thread called "How stupid are they" -- this might be near the top of the list......
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Re: Lawyers will be the downfall of this country

Postby robert. » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:48 pm

I have wanted to shove a phone up a lot of people’s backsides.
I spend entirely too many hours a day tying my shoes

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Re: Lawyers will be the downfall of this country

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:36 pm

robert. wrote:I have wanted to shove a phone up a lot of people’s backsides.


Seems like a waste of a phone.
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Re: Lawyers will be the downfall of this country

Postby robert. » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:14 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
robert. wrote:I have wanted to shove a phone up a lot of people’s backsides.


Seems like a waste of a phone.

Not really. Samsung phones have a habit of exploding.
I believe the insertion story is fake
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Re: Lawyers will be the downfall of this country

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:19 pm

robert. wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
robert. wrote:I have wanted to shove a phone up a lot of people’s backsides.


Seems like a waste of a phone.

Not really. Samsung phones have a habit of exploding.
I believe the insertion story is fake


I wouldn't know anything about Samsung phones and you did not specify. I was thinking you might be referring to a nice old dial up wall phone just for the extra large size aspect.

Possibly so, but OTOH it's just stupid enough to be totally real in this day and age of over stupidity.
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Re: Lawyers will be the downfall of this country

Postby HONDO74 » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:33 pm

Snopes says it false

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/samsu ... one-stuck/

Whenever I receive anything in an email I check it out first. :mrgreen:

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Re: Lawyers will be the downfall of this country

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:49 pm

And the hot babe isn't embarrassed at all to show her face in public announcing this "application" of modern technology? That means it is true. However, some degree of normalcy would seem to indicate such a tale is preposterous.

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Re: Lawyers will be the downfall of this country

Postby up148 » Sat Jan 26, 2019 3:29 pm

HONDO74 wrote:Snopes says it false

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/samsu ... one-stuck/

Whenever I receive anything in an email I check it out first. :mrgreen:



Yes, but I can depend on much better informed and computer savvy forum members like you Hondo, to keep us on the straight and narrow. After the Mc Donalds hot coffee miscarriage of justice almost anything is possible. Just fill a jury with "lottery mentality" jurors and a crooked lawyer and you have a recipe for almost anything.

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