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I grew up in a very urban area, and experienced several incidents to make me fearful of those surroundings. I've since moved to a rural area and spend most of my play as well as work time in the woods (I've been a park naturalist for the last 25 years). Even when camping solo, I've never feel fear. I guess having something worse to compare to helps with that.
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NJPiney wrote:I grew up in a very urban area, and experienced several incidents to make me fearful of those surroundings. I've since moved to a rural area and spend most of my play as well as work time in the woods (I've been a park naturalist for the last 25 years). Even when camping solo, I've never feel fear. I guess having something worse to compare to helps with that.
Well, that was a very nice intro, but do tell us more? You certainly have my attention (!)
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rogruth wrote:Rufus,
What is your tag line quote from?
In the Desert by Stephen Crane
And the avatar moves too fast for me to see anything.
That would be one called "Program Interrupted",
What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?
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Maybe woodpeckers and squirrels are the sculptors there?
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look for photos of Gilroy gardens
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MurphOnMillerAve wrote:NJPiney wrote:I grew up in a very urban area, and experienced several incidents to make me fearful of those surroundings. I've since moved to a rural area and spend most of my play as well as work time in the woods (I've been a park naturalist for the last 25 years). Even when camping solo, I've never feel fear. I guess having something worse to compare to helps with that.
Well, that was a very nice intro, but do tell us more? You certainly have my attention (!)
Been away from home for a few days and just getting back to avoiding things my wife wants me to do by doing more important things online.
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MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Maybe woodpeckers and squirrels are the sculptors there?
And bears........and lions & tigers....
What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?
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Rufus T. Firefly wrote:MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Maybe woodpeckers and squirrels are the sculptors there?
And bears........and lions & tigers....
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MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Rufus T. Firefly wrote:MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Maybe woodpeckers and squirrels are the sculptors there?
And bears........and lions & tigers....
….and fairies, and wood sprites, Alice, and the occasional Senior-citizen-type looking for trouble...
and finding it with his 9 iron ready in hand while dressed in his plus fours wandering the woods with his tap dancing donkey
What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?
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Rufus T. Firefly wrote:MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
And bears........and lions & tigers....
….and fairies, and wood sprites, Alice, and the occasional Senior-citizen-type looking for trouble...
and finding it with his 9 iron ready in hand while dressed in his plus fours wandering the woods with his tap dancing donkey
Ohbut that's only on special occasions, in my experience, and in the experience of millions of others, I'd imagine.
PLUS, no donkey in his right mind would attempt tap dancing in the woods. I think your comment was clearly a slap to donkeys everywhere. They know bettah; at least, the ones I have kept company with have. They don't want to make jackasses of themselves.
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Murph,

roger
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I support thread drift.
If God didn't want women to be looked at, He would have made 'em ugly. RAH
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MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Rufus T. Firefly wrote:MurphOnMillerAve wrote:….and fairies, and wood sprites, Alice, and the occasional Senior-citizen-type looking for trouble...
and finding it with his 9 iron ready in hand while dressed in his plus fours wandering the woods with his tap dancing donkey
Ohbut that's only on special occasions, in my experience, and in the experience of millions of others, I'd imagine.![]()
PLUS, no donkey in his right mind would attempt tap dancing in the woods. I think your comment was clearly a slap to donkeys everywhere. They know bettah; at least, the ones I have kept company with have. They don't want to make jackasses of themselves.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?
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NJPiney wrote:
My experiences haven't been anything earth-shattering. Two muggings (one with a minor knife wound) and several house break-ins. I've had 30 years of relative peace since moving away from the city. Bad people can be in the woods as well, but the victim pickins are a little slimmer. Not to mention I may or may not be packing something to defend myself if the need arose.
Where did all this happen at ??
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Paterson. It's come a long way since Lou Costello's time. 
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