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[webenda]

...in AriZONa ?!

Yes, Tucson and Phoenix.

You have to put up $497 deposite to join and sign a contract. Some of the things on the contract:

I WILL PROVIDE WRITTEN GOOGLE AND FACEBOOK REVIEW WITHIN 10 DAYS OF THE PROGRAM COMPLETION.______(Initials)

By initialing, you agree to let us push you and motivate you the best way we know how.______(Initials)

BY THE BEGINNING OF THE 5TH WEEK, YOU CANNOT BE MORE THAN 10LBS AWAY FROM YOUR 20LB WEIGHT LOSS GOAL. If you are, you automatically forfeit your deposit towards membership.______(Initials)

Reference: https://www.yelp.com/biz/psychosomatic-fitness-tucson-2

[Rufus T. Firefly]

And here I was thinking that maybe they meditate and make it go away......

[rogruth]

And here I was thinking that maybe they meditate and make it go away......

Me too.

[HONDO74]

[rogruth]

Young ones don't know now. Put or lower is the word.

[Roy]

I remember my parents ordered our '62 Galaxy 500 without the handles on the rear windows.

[Roy]

By initialing, you agree to let us push you and motivate you the best way we know how.______(Initials)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, fatso! You're such a LOSER, because you're so FAT. Fat people got no reason to live!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I remember my parents ordered our '62 Galaxy 500 without the handles on the rear windows.

Now that you have that though in hand, just to establish perspective, consider just how many generations have passed since that moment.

[HONDO74]

[MurphOnMillerAve]

The "Collect the whole set" outreach is remarkable. I cant believe that is a real toy line, though. Who would have such nerve! Imagine how such a toy would make working-mothers who are raising their girls while working at such an occupation feel, coming home each day and seeing their little darlings playing with "Loser Mommy" dolls. "Deadbeat Ken Sold Separately" bespeaks of a unique sense of humor.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

The "Collect the whole set" outreach is remarkable. I cant believe that is a real toy line, though. Who would have such nerve! Imagine how such a toy would make working-mothers who are raising their girls while working at such an occupation feel, coming home each day and seeing their little darlings playing with "Loser Mommy" dolls.

Of course it's not, but the element of probability certainly exists except that girls that look as good as Barbie end up making far better money as strippers.

Sadly, more to reality, even studying these days guarantees very little other than just such a job or some other job in retail working 30-5 hours a week in a part-time trap with no benefits, a student loan that won't get paid off for 2-3 decades, sharing an apartment with 2 room mates, in a financial pit that will let her maybe retire just before lying down in her death bed.

[Roy]

Well, it's less de-motivating than fentanyl addict Barbie.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Well, it's less de-motivating than fentanyl addict Barbie.

Hey. Now there'z a creative American, fr ya. Clever man. Ya got me smiling, as I try to picture such a creation.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Well, it's less de-motivating than fentanyl addict Barbie.

Hey. Now there'z a creative American, fr ya. Clever man. Ya got me smiling, as I try to picture such a creation.

Just visualize a coffin...........

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Good presentation and packaging instincts. Another quality Rufusense moment! Yeeeaaaaaa!