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Re: Northern weather

Postby healey36 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:52 am

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:P.S. Fix a bear a margarita...

Actually not a bad strategy...they're known to choke on those little umbrellas, giving the server a chance to escape.

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Re: Northern weather

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:03 pm

healey36 wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:P.S. Fix a bear a margarita...

Actually not a bad strategy...they're known to choke on those little umbrellas, giving the server a chance to escape.

Yes, but can they handle stemware and the umbrella? Seems to me one or the other would have to be eliminated. Still put the salt around the rim, though, huh. :D

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Re: Northern weather

Postby HONDO74 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:12 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
healey36 wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:P.S. Fix a bear a margarita...

Actually not a bad strategy...they're known to choke on those little umbrellas, giving the server a chance to escape.

Yes, but can they handle stemware and the umbrella? Seems to me one or the other would have to be eliminated. Still put the salt around the rim, though, huh. :D


You can't use stemware you have to use a bucket and put sugar on the edge not salt. Bears have a sweet tooth. :mrgreen:

Black bear caught on video stealing donuts from family's garage
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/ ... arage.html

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Re: Northern weather

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:27 pm

HONDO74 wrote:Bears have a sweet tooth.


Yup!
What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?

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Re: Northern weather

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:33 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
HONDO74 wrote:Bears have a sweet tooth.


Yup!

Maybe I should simply carry a sack of sugar with me and offer it up to the bear-gods when I next go traipsing around forests Upstate NY (again, this Summer, I think. I just haven't figured out how concerned I should be about deer ticks [and I don't mean deer with nervous twitches] :mrgreen: )

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Re: Northern weather

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:43 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
HONDO74 wrote:Bears have a sweet tooth.


Yup!

Maybe I should simply carry a sack of sugar with me and offer it up to the bear-gods when I next go traipsing around forests Upstate NY (again, this Summer, I think.)


Yeah.... You'll be on the news for sure -- body found in woods swarmed by bees and eaten by bear...... Take a vial of butyl mercaptan and break that as needed and a second one of isovaleric acid - apply as needed. I can pretty much guarantee that no one will come near your unless wearing a respirator.
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Re: Northern weather

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:46 pm

Huh? Wha' ?

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Re: Northern weather

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:58 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Huh? Wha' ?


I just gave you the names of 2 chemicals to use as repellents.
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Re: Northern weather

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:46 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Huh? Wha' ?


I just gave you the names of 2 chemicals to use as repellents.

That much I got, but they are so foreign to my world that I have no idea what they are, let alone, where they might be acquired (not that I need to since I figured you were just using them as a bit of hyperbole to joke around.)

Spraying what's left of our deer-assaulted shrubbery with coyote pee is as close as I want to get to off-putting nasal assaults, believe me.

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Re: Northern weather

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Jul 04, 2018 2:43 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Huh? Wha' ?


I just gave you the names of 2 chemicals to use as repellents.

That much I got, but they are so foreign to my world that I have no idea what they are, let alone, where they might be acquired (not that I need to since I figured you were just using them as a bit of hyperbole to joke around.)

Spraying what's left of our deer-assaulted shrubbery with coyote pee is as close as I want to get to off-putting nasal assaults, believe me.


Google them and see what they are - I was thinking of your using them to repel those pesky bears that you seem endlessly troubled by in NJ
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Re: Northern weather

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Wed Jul 04, 2018 2:52 pm

Thanks, Rufus.

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Re: Northern weather

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:27 am

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Re: Northern weather

Postby healey36 » Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:36 pm

These last few days I feel like I'm living in southern California...lotsa sun, little humidity, not a cloud in the sky. That and the grass being burnt to a cinder is working for me...no mowing.

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Re: Northern weather

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:11 pm

healey36 wrote:These last few days I feel like I'm living in southern California...lotsa sun, little humidity, not a cloud in the sky. That and the grass being burnt to a cinder is working for me...no mowing.


Mowed the lawn yesterday, picked about a peck of green beans this morning off the row that I pulled to replace with later tomato plants. 7:30 am is nice time to be at the garden, :D

Hmmm....... I think the humidity is returning now.
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Re: Northern weather

Postby robert. » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:45 pm

I’m in white Marsh check out the heat
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