Northern weather

[Mitch]

I'd rather Clam down. I'll take two dozen steamers to go!

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I'd rather Clam down. I'll take two dozen steamers to go!

You're a good guy, Mitch.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I'm exhausted and breathing heavily as I sit here waiting for a clam-down...

Ok, I got nothing. What's a clam-down?

A calm down

Here you go:


The clam before the storm.............

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Oh Hardeeharhar.

Have you been keeping up with your high-colonic schedule ? Hhuuuumm? HUH?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Oh Hardeeharhar.

[Tom Dempsey]

The shrubs in that picture I posted above have just collapsed and fallen flat to the ground.

And I bet you're gonna blame that on the deer too!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

The shrubs in that picture I posted above have just collapsed and fallen flat to the ground.

And I bet you're gonna blame that on the deer too!

The bear made the deer do it................

[Tom Dempsey]

Well, they are all members of Woodland Denizen's Chapter 904.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Everybody's a comedian.

[Mitch]

We'd only gotten about an inch and a half overnight. I was at work this AM, came in with a car, and the guy beside me tells me my phone was ringin' was I was out test driving. (Left the phone in the top of my toolbox). Saw that my wife had called, so went out to my truck and called her back. Our neighbors big maple, (the neighbors whose house burnt a year ago last Dec.) came down, part of it on my side porch, part toward the front of her yard, part came down on her new roof, and the fourth part went backwards in their yard. I've sat on my porch for years and wondered if that tree was gonna come down, because the trunks went out at low weird angles for a maple. It was a huge maple that separated into four trunks just a few feet off the ground. When it separated, it came clear out of the ground, and has a huge hole under the roots. I don't think we got too much damage; maybe the gutter and a few shingles. Her place is only about 80 feet away, and the limb went 10 or 12 feet into her new roof, and from my porch I can see her new gutter is bent up. That tree was loaded with big buds all over, good thing it wasn't a month from now when it would have been much heavier with leaves. It wasn't from the snow, it was just that trees' time to go.

[Mitch]

We'd only gotten about an inch and a half overnight. I was at work this AM, came in with a car, and the guy beside me tells me my phone was ringin' was I was out test driving. (Left the phone in the top of my toolbox). Saw that my wife had called, so went out to my truck and called her back. Our neighbors big maple, (the neighbors whose house burnt a year ago last Dec.) came down, part of it on my side porch, part toward the front of her yard, part came down on her new roof, and the fourth part went backwards in their yard. I've sat on my porch for years and wondered if that tree was gonna come down, because the trunks went out at low weird angles for a maple. It was a huge maple that separated into four trunks just a few feet off the ground. When it separated, it came clear out of the ground, and has a huge hole under the roots. I don't think we got too much damage; maybe the gutter and a few shingles. Her place is only about 80 feet away, and the limb went 10 or 12 feet into her new roof, and from my porch I can see her new gutter is bent up. That tree was loaded with big buds all over, good thing it wasn't a month from now when it would have been much heavier with leaves. It wasn't from the snow, it was just that trees' time to go.

[Mitch]

We'd only gotten about an inch and a half overnight. I was at work this AM, came in with a car, and the guy beside me tells me my phone was ringin' was I was out test driving. (Left the phone in the top of my toolbox). Saw that my wife had called, so went out to my truck and called her back. Our neighbors big maple, (the neighbors whose house burnt a year ago last Dec.) came down, part of it on my side porch, part toward the front of her yard, part came down on her new roof, and the fourth part went backwards in their yard. I've sat on my porch for years and wondered if that tree was gonna come down, because the trunks went out at low weird angles for a maple. It was a huge maple that separated into four trunks just a few feet off the ground. When it separated, it came clear out of the ground, and has a huge hole under the roots. I don't think we got too much damage; maybe the gutter and a few shingles. Her place is only about 80 feet away, and the limb went 10 or 12 feet into her new roof, and from my porch I can see her new gutter is bent up. That tree was loaded with big buds all over, good thing it wasn't a month from now when it would have been much heavier with leaves. It wasn't from the snow, it was just that trees' time to go.

[Mitch]

We'd only gotten about an inch and a half overnight. I was at work this AM, came in with a car, and the guy beside me tells me my phone was ringin' was I was out test driving. (Left the phone in the top of my toolbox). Saw that my wife had called, so went out to my truck and called her back. Our neighbors big maple, (the neighbors whose house burnt a year ago last Dec.) came down, part of it on my side porch, part toward the front of her yard, part came down on her new roof, and the fourth part went backwards in their yard. I've sat on my porch for years and wondered if that tree was gonna come down, because the trunks went out at low weird angles for a maple. It was a huge maple that separated into four trunks just a few feet off the ground. When it separated, it came clear out of the ground, and has a huge hole under the roots. I don't think we got too much damage; maybe the gutter and a few shingles. Her place is only about 80 feet away, and the limb went 10 or 12 feet into her new roof, and from my porch I can see her new gutter is bent up. That tree was loaded with big buds all over, good thing it wasn't a month from now when it would have been much heavier with leaves. It wasn't from the snow, it was just that trees' time to go.

[Mitch]

We'd only gotten about an inch and a half overnight. I was at work this AM, came in with a car, and the guy beside me tells me my phone was ringin' was I was out test driving. (Left the phone in the top of my toolbox). Saw that my wife had called, so went out to my truck and called her back. Our neighbors big maple, (the neighbors whose house burnt a year ago last Dec.) came down, part of it on my side porch, part toward the front of her yard, part came down on her new roof, and the fourth part went backwards in their yard. I've sat on my porch for years and wondered if that tree was gonna come down, because the trunks went out at low weird angles for a maple. It was a huge maple that separated into four trunks just a few feet off the ground. When it separated, it came clear out of the ground, and has a huge hole under the roots. I don't think we got too much damage; maybe the gutter and a few shingles. Her place is only about 80 feet away, and the limb went 10 or 12 feet into her new roof, and from my porch I can see her new gutter is bent up. That tree was loaded with big buds all over, good thing it wasn't a month from now when it would have been much heavier with leaves. It wasn't from the snow, it was just that trees' time to go.

[Mitch]

WTF!! Submit does not flash when I hit the key, yet it posted 5 times, and what the hell happened to delete. All I have is edit, report this post, and quote.