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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:45 am

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What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby aterry11 » Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:09 am

BEWARE ROLL KNIP
Seen That one first hand took all of the skin off his index finger like a used condom, found it in the ink pan.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:00 pm

Ummmm............maybe you want to re-read that sign just a bit?
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:45 am

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:17 am

I'll tell her she missed that train and that none was coming back. Then, I'd turn and walk calmly away.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:21 am

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:I'll tell her she missed that train and that none was coming back. Then, I'd turn and walk calmly away.


The android?
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:25 am

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:I'll tell her she missed that train and that none was coming back. Then, I'd turn and walk calmly away.


The android?

Oh no, the android would always be welcome. It could do chores.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:34 am

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:I'll tell her she missed that train and that none was coming back. Then, I'd turn and walk calmly away.


The android?

Oh no, the android would always be welcome. It could do chores.


Just heed the warning :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:38 am

OK. If it helps.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:44 am

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:OK. If it helps.


I think it mmight all depending on your brand of extracurricular activities.....
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:35 am

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:OK. If it helps.


I think it mmight all depending on your brand of extracurricular activities.....

Fists are not featured heavily.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:45 am

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:OK. If it helps.


I think it mmight all depending on your brand of extracurricular activities.....

Fists are not featured heavily.


Alrighty then; you and your android have fun together then....
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby up148 » Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:03 am

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:Image


Reminds me of a joke I heard when I was a very young teen and any off color joke was risque and exciting. Can't really remember the joke, but the punch line was "Yeah, you need to get'em early, before they grow teeth".

I guess better an arm than a ............................

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:43 pm

Why am I reminded, at this moment, of Federico Fellini's "Satyricon" ?
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Re: Seen in Print

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