Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:08 pm

Isn't it the malt (or something or other), grain stuff, hops in beer that makes it food-like carbohydrate fattening ?
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:15 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Isn't it the malt (or something or other), grain stuff, hops in beer that makes it food-like fattening ?


Calories are calories - 120 calories in 5 oz of white wine on average. For reasons that escape rational thought, people seem to want to think that drinking wine has no calories associated with it.
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby healey36 » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:41 pm

wait, what?

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby robert. » Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:47 pm

Beer is not fattening . It's the 3 dozen wings you eat with it. Or that most people fall asleep within 2 hours of having a few beers. Your body burns of alcohol first. Then as you sleep all those wings get stored for later. That's my story and i'm sticking to it :wink:
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:13 pm

That is a good story, Robert, and I appreciate your contributing it to the conversation. However , I never in my whole life, including the pimply adolescent days, heard that beer was not fattening. Are"beer bellies" a concept only I have heard of? Did I get it wrong? Should it be "skinny bellies "? (I'm trying to be humorous, there, but still serious about the main bone-of-contention that emerged in the conversation I was having with some guys recently.)

And if Rufus is right that calories are calories, then why not eat candy and ice cream and bacon instead of brusselsprouts and other vegetative wonders, one could ask. Huh.

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:47 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:And if Rufus is right that calories are calories, then why not eat candy and ice cream and bacon instead of brusselsprouts and other vegetative wonders, one could ask. Huh.


No. You asked about 3 different alcoholic types of beverages and not vegetables vs. candy. You want to compare apples and aardvarks to be able justify preconceived notions about drinking beer making you fat and wine not being capable of doing the same, etc.

Go eat brussels sprouts - not bad grilled if done properly.
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue Dec 26, 2017 6:08 pm

They'll never cross my lips. Not even if paid a fee to have one touch the tip o' my tongue.

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby rogruth » Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:18 pm

I have no comments on the beverages above. Went through several phases concerning them and now seldom have any. I take some pain medicine and
I think I worry about the alcohol and drug reactions.

On a different subject, Rufus has become one of my all time favorite Christmas characters. I know that won't last long. :D
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby Roy » Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:51 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:Go eat brussels sprouts - not bad grilled if done properly.

You know, that doesn't sound too bad. Maybe, done with some spices and cheese.

My one encounter with brussel sprouts, I think I was maybe six years old? I was very afraid of my father, and I somehow got them down. I looked up at my father, and immediately barfed them up. I would've eaten them again, but my mother whisked the plate away. :lol:
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby robert. » Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:03 pm

"Go eat brussels sprouts - not bad grilled if done properly." sauteed with black olives and almonds. Dump that over bow tie pasta with feta and your good to go. Murph stop trying to eat frozen sprouts. Get some fresh ones. Right now is a good time to find them in stores.

Here read this http://getdrunknotfat.com/beer-calories/
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby Roy » Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:23 pm

robert. wrote:...stop trying to eat frozen sprouts.

Yeah, I think the ones my mom fixed were frozen. I think she prepared them by boiling. Yuck. :oops:
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:18 am

robert. wrote:.......stop trying to eat frozen sprouts. Get some fresh ones.


Indeed.

Unless you are one of the population genetically incapable of eating them.......
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:24 am

A really odd posting disappeared, right (and for good reason, no doubt) ?

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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby Roy » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:34 am

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:A really odd posting disappeared, right (and for good reason, no doubt) ?

We got hit by a spammer. Here, and on the 3 rail board. All the posts were selling some video software. I hit the button, and reported it.
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Re: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Wed Dec 27, 2017 6:22 pm

Good work, Roy. That guy's message was so computer/cyber-world specific it was almost unreadable, to me. The message seemed illiterate literacy.


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