Best $40 Rye Whiskey?

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Not to be a killjoy, but doesn't every single ounce of alcohol burn-out brain cells?

I'd be more worried about brain cell loss from watching TV

And what are the chances of the imbiber sitting in front of that?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Not to be a killjoy, but doesn't every single ounce of alcohol burn-out brain cells?

I'd be more worried about brain cell loss from watching TV

And what are the chances of the imbiber sitting in front of that?

I think that the hazard might increase logarithmically.....

[MurphOnMillerAve]

One would think, huh. Oh the humanity! (And it's self-indulgences.)

[Tramp]

Murph, moderate drinkers WAY outlive non-drinkers. Severe alcoholics and non-drinkers are pretty close in longevity with non-drinkers having a slight edge. Look it up! Besides, most human beings only use 4% of their brain capacity. If you drank more, you'd know this shite!

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Fun, ain't i .

Da murph

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Literal
Vs
Subtle messages.
Irony too!

Life is complicated.
Da murph

[E7]

The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin: No one can explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Total crappolla, as I am sure you well know. Huh? Huh?

[Roy]

Good with rye whisky:

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Lovely. Helpful to the bowels, too, huh.

[up148]

The Buffalo Theory as told by Cliff Clavin: No one can explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Wasn't Clavin remarkable. The writers were able to display ignorance at it's finest through Clavin. That one is a gem!

BH

[v8vega]

Pot kills brain cells. Here in southern Calif. cigarettes are the same as poison with the Democrats but pot is just fine.

[Roy]

If you want to kill brain cells, I recommend sniffing concentrated airplane glue, or aerosol paint fumes. You gotta drink a lot, real fast, to do the same with mere alcohol.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

If you want to kill brain cells.... You gotta drink a lot, real fast, to do the same with mere alcohol.

Well. I sure hope that is a medical fact because every time we receive guests into our home, the first thing we do is welcome them into the living room with flutes of good, very cold champagne, so I would not want to be helping to push them along toward any eventual diminished capacity .

[Rufus T. Firefly]

If you want to kill brain cells.... You gotta drink a lot, real fast, to do the same with mere alcohol.

Well. I sure hope that is a medical fact because every time we receive guests into our home, the first thing we do is welcome them into the living room with flutes of good, very cold champagne, so I would not want to be helping to push them along toward any eventual diminished capacity .

The liver is an amazing piece of engineering