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[rogruth]

Here in Pembroke, GA, regular is $2.39 a gallon.
This is higher than most surrounding towns by @ $0,20.

[robert.]

Here in southeast Pa. @ $2.73 a gallon.

[J. S. Bach]

$2.299 here in Chester, SC an hour ago.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

$2.49 this morning in No. VA

[HONDO74]

$2.24 per gal in Aurora Mo, at Murphy's and Conoco and Casey's. Murphy's is at the Walmart store.

[webenda]

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[Mitch]

$2.85.9 here in western Pa.

[up148]

A cabbie picks up a Nun......She
gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab
driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question
to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot
offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a
nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says.."Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a
kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Karma. Ba-da-bup!

[rogruth]

Good one.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[HONDO74]

Smells Like Some Peoples' Spelling Stinks

[Mitch]

Monday I worked on and test drove a Chevy Traverse used car that was covered with the previous owners dogs' hair. When I got home, I had two Great Danes glued to my rearend as I went through the front room, into the kitchen, then into the bathroom. I'm yellin' at them to "get off my a$$"! I know it wasn't my colon they were sniffin' at, it was "Strange Dog Cologne".

But ain't it cool how stupid some people can appear by a simple spelling error?

[MurphOnMillerAve]

...
But ain't it cool how stupid some people can appear by a simple spelling error?

I agree (big surprise, huh.) Sometimes, though it may not be fair or objective, it takes just a spelling error or two to present an image of a person. Word choice also counts, as does using "yaknow" every other breath, or "ah. ah..."
Murph, not the Spelling Police Capt.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

........ain't it cool how stupid some people can appear by a simple spelling error?

Actually pretty sad as this comes from how our school systems stopped teaching spelling a few decades ago.......