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[MurphOnMillerAve]

Heard spoken by a mourner...
this morning...
at the 9/11 Memorial ceremony at the World Trade Center site in NYC:

Your life was a blessing, your memory a treasure.

[rogruth]

Heard spoken by a mourner...
this morning...
at the 9/11 Memorial ceremony at the World Trade Center site in NYC:

Your life was a blessing, your memory a treasure.

Beautiful!

[Roy]

My daughters dog never would admit being responsible. He just gave a pained look when accused.

How much more admission do you want from a dog, Roger? Did you expect it to raise a paw? Bark a special way? Type an apology?

[E7]

My daughters dog never would admit being responsible. He just gave a pained look when accused.

How much more admission do you want from a dog, Roger? Did you expect it to raise a paw? Bark a special way? Type an apology?

Nothing less than a formal letter of apology will suffice!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

My daughters dog never would admit being responsible. He just gave a pained look when accused.

How much more admission do you want from a dog, Roger? Did you expect it to raise a paw? Bark a special way? Type an apology?

Nothing less than a formal letter of apology will suffice!

I'm thinking an official deposition notarized and with 2 official copies will be required. I mean, Roger does have one of those talking dogs indigenous to GA.

BTW, how's the weather down there, Roger?

[rogruth]

Unfortunately my daughters dog quit making aromatic emanations when he died from cancer.

The weather is wet and windy. Our little town still has power to most places but a few outages.
Rain is sporadic, a sprinkle and then heavy. Radar shows that we are nearing the end of it.
Only the areas that comprise the barrier islands had mandatory evacuation. The largest city
that had to evacuate is Brunswick. It is lower than Savannah. River Street in Savannah is
pretty well covered with water. I hope it doesn't get any worse. We do need to worry about
tornado developement the rest of the day.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

...Nothing less than a formal letter of apology will suffice!

I'm thinking an official deposition notarized and with 2 official copies will be required...

Though a moot point, now, given what Roger has shared, the notarized deposition is an antiquated procedure for gassy dogs, as I understand the ways-of-the-world. Nowadays, from what I have seen, having a dog voluntarily offer a little hind-legged dance, forepaws waving and pointing upward toward the sky, wearing one of those little ruffled tutus, complete with sombrero-type chapeau, plus the optional umbrella or two, would more than suffice, I'd imagine.
Jus' sayin' .

[Roy]

Some smart dog owners toilet train their pets. I suppose you could train a gassy greyhound to avail themselves of the venting fan in the bathroom. But then, even I'm not trained to do that. Gas is such a crapshoot. The scent can range from practically nothing, to excruciatingly emetic.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

... Gas is such a crapshoot....

Now, I have to admit, that's pretty funny, right there.

[webenda]

McDonalds Australia

Now there is a company I can appreciate. I thought I was doing well, drinking recycled effluent and using seventh generation toilet paper (and then recycling it again) but McDonalds Australia appears to serve something better than Solent Green.

Here is an excerpt from McDonald's corporate policy:

"Our first priority is to reduce the resources and materials being used wherever possible.

Where we can’t reduce our materials, our aim is to reduce waste to landfill. We continue to seek ways to incorporate reuse and recycling into our restaurants and we see this as one of our greatest opportunities for improvement."

It is really McDonald's Australia's policy Murph, You can find it in this document=> https://mcdonalds.com.au/sites/mcdonald ... mplete.pdf
on page 26 at the bottom of the right-hand column.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

The weather is wet and windy. Our little town still has power to most places but a few outages.
Rain is sporadic, a sprinkle and then heavy. Radar shows that we are nearing the end of it.
Only the areas that comprise the barrier islands had mandatory evacuation. The largest city
that had to evacuate is Brunswick. It is lower than Savannah. River Street in Savannah is
pretty well covered with water. I hope it doesn't get any worse. We do need to worry about
tornado developement the rest of the day.

Worked out ok for you then so far - good to hear!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

High school?

[rogruth]

Once a rare event but not anymore.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Once a rare event but not anymore.

Graduation?

Actually, what you are referring to has been steadily decreasing for many years......but stupidity does remain an active force in the Universe.

[rogruth]

Once a rare event but not anymore.

Graduation?

Actually, what you are referring to has been steadily decreasing for many years......but stupidity does remain an active force in the Universe.

No, baby birth and graduation close together in time.