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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Seaboard Air Line Fan » Tue May 30, 2017 8:16 am

we have bears, but I've never seen one about.


It's the bears you don't see that you need to worry about :shock:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue May 30, 2017 8:42 am

Seaboard Air Line Fan wrote:
we have bears, but I've never seen one about.


It's the bears you don't see that you need to worry about :shock:


Yes, it's those stealth nano-carbon fiber composite attack bears that really sneak up on you when you're not looking when you're out in the woods.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue May 30, 2017 10:11 am

Woods, schmoods; bears, schmears, let's all just meet-up and go for a romp in a bear-infested landscape and see what happens next. Kay-sere-rah-sere-rah...
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Tue May 30, 2017 11:33 am

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
rogruth wrote:Husband Day Care looks good.
I wonder who/what the caretakers are?


If you have to ask.........


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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue May 30, 2017 2:58 pm

Everybody is so clever I feel like the runt in the group. :D

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Tue May 30, 2017 4:07 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Everybody is so clever I feel like the runt in the group. :D

Did you ever play a game where one person on your team has to get you to name something by drawing pictures or saying something that not what the thing is but is some kind of clue? Basically, that is what we are doing here. For example:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Woods, schmoods; bears, schmears, let's all just meet-up and go for a romp in a bear-infested landscape and see what happens next. Kay-sere-rah-sere-rah...
Sincerely,
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plus "day care" for husbands and I come up with=>

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby HONDO74 » Tue May 30, 2017 5:53 pm

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/watch ... GcH8AM6XM/

Caretaker arrested after giving 100-year-old man lap dance

"It's disturbing," Anthony Bath, a Sandusky detective, told WJW. "She is touching him. This was not something he wanted."

She was charged with gross sexual imposition.

What the H E L L is gross sexual imposition. And how do I get in on this LAP DANCE. :wink: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue May 30, 2017 6:18 pm

Thankfully, never a dull moment.

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Tue May 30, 2017 6:50 pm

HONDO74 wrote:And how do I get in on this LAP DANCE.

Husband Day Care Centers are all over the place. Are you married? You can't just walk in, your wife has to bring you in and sign some papers. Just the basic "Not our fault" lawyerese in case you have a heart attack during the lap dance.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue May 30, 2017 7:15 pm

HONDO74 wrote:http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/watch-caretaker-arrested-after-giving-100-year-old-man-lap-dance/M3DcDv0humTQgGcH8AM6XM/

Caretaker arrested after giving 100-year-old man lap dance

"It's disturbing," Anthony Bath, a Sandusky detective, told WJW. "She is touching him. This was not something he wanted."

She was charged with gross sexual imposition.

What the H E L L is gross sexual imposition. And how do I get in on this LAP DANCE. :wink: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


1st, you have to make it to be 100 years old.

And you get a lap dance from any of these ladies.

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby robert. » Tue May 30, 2017 7:18 pm

Here is a message i received from an ebay buyer. 2 minutes after my item ended he tried to back out.
Dear Seller,

I would to apologize to you up front about my recent bid. Due to some thought I am no longer interested in purchasing the spectrum plans. I am sorry if I caused any inconvenience towards you. Just not the right time for me due to financial reasons and bidding miss judgement.

Have a good Memorial Day,

Jeff
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue May 30, 2017 7:42 pm

You can never un-see that pile of piles.

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Tue May 30, 2017 8:02 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
rogruth wrote:Husband Day Care looks good.
I wonder who/what the caretakers are?


If you have to ask.........

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That's the answer that I was hoping for. :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Tue May 30, 2017 8:18 pm

She seems absorbed in thought, contemplating something....

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue May 30, 2017 8:19 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:She seems absorbed in thought, contemplating something....


.....your punishment for tormenting the bears, :mrgreen:
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