Never question a Drunk!

[MurphOnMillerAve]

BEWARE THE GIMP!!!!!!

Ah yes, The Gimp. One of the best lunatic scenes ever, in a movie I loved, beginning to dubious end.
Excuse me, now, while I go to "get Medieval" on somebody's hump .

[Rufus T. Firefly]

BEWARE THE GIMP!!!!!!

Ah yes, The Gimp. One of the best lunatic scenes ever, in a movie I loved, beginning to dubious end.
Excuse me, now, while I go to "get Medieval" on somebody's hump .

There's one of those deer out front in your yard - go get'm!

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Good suggestion. I'm always attentive and am violated often. But I only rarely see the guilty parties. Sumbichez.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen.

I gasped as she pulled and squeezed expertly.


It was a best balloon giraffe I had even seen.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

You need help.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

You need help.

All that I can get....

[MurphOnMillerAve]

You can begin (have already?) with the entity in your current avatar picture. He - she - it looks very willing (warm and receptive) to provide.....something-or-other.....Hhhhhmmmmm

[Rufus T. Firefly]

You can begin (have already?) with the entity in your current avatar picture. He - she - it looks very willing (warm and receptive) to provide.....something-or-other.....Hhhhhmmmmm

Probably a nice warm bowl of bone soup make from the bones of my enemies.......and some crackers. Got to have crackers with soup. And a slice of good hard cheese. And a beer!

[MurphOnMillerAve]

You can begin (have already?) with the entity in your current avatar picture. He - she - it looks very willing (warm and receptive) to provide.....something-or-other.....Hhhhhmmmmm

Probably a nice warm bowl of bone soup make from the bones of my enemies.......and some crackers. Got to have crackers with soup. And a slice of good hard cheese. And a beer!

Don't forget your ruffage.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

You can begin (have already?) with the entity in your current avatar picture. He - she - it looks very willing (warm and receptive) to provide.....something-or-other.....Hhhhhmmmmm

Probably a nice warm bowl of bone soup make from the bones of my enemies.......and some crackers. Got to have crackers with soup. And a slice of good hard cheese. And a beer!

Don't forget your ruffage.

Ewwwwwwwww!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

A few little elder ladies were sitting on the park bench talking.

"What's a selfie?", asked one of the others.

After a pause, one of the other ladies nodded knowingly and replied, "It's what my husband used to do when I had a headache."

[rogruth]

A few little elder ladies were sitting on the park bench talking.

"What's a selfie?", asked one of the others.

After a pause, one of the other ladies nodded knowingly and replied, "It's what my husband used to do when I had a headache."

Happens so much today the headache incidence must have risen.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

A few little elder ladies were sitting on the park bench talking.

"What's a selfie?", asked one of the others.

After a pause, one of the other ladies nodded knowingly and replied, "It's what my husband used to do when I had a headache."

Happens so much today the headache incidence must have risen.

[rex desilets]

Remins me of that ancient quip: Jewish foreplay? Two hours of begging. Although this seems to have skipped into other ethnicities...

[HONDO74]

If women are so good at multi-tasking. How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time.