Never question a Drunk!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

2 men and woman are marooned on a desert island

After 1 week, the woman is so ashamed of what's she's been doing that she kills herself.

After another week, the 2 guys are so ashamed of what they've been doing, they bury the body.

A week later, the guys are so ashamed of what they've been doing.............and they dig her back up.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

That's awful , ya stinker. Straighten up (at least, a little bit, but don't go too far.)

[Rufus T. Firefly]

:shock: That's awful , ya stinker. Straighten up (at least, a little bit, but don't go too far.)

Indeed. Yet, strangely entertaining to visualize in a sick, twisted movie making chain of thought that runs closely associated with my post over on your Fav TV thread. You could make a movie out of it and make money............might have to add zombies and a few penguins.

Penguins are sort of like bacon -- add some and it gets better.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

:shock: That's awful , ya stinker. Straighten up (at least, a little bit, but don't go too far.)

Indeed. Yet, strangely entertaining to visualize in a sick, twisted movie making chain of thought that runs closely associated with my post over on your Fav TV thread. You could make a movie out of it and make money............might have to add zombies and a few penguins.

Penguins are sort of like bacon -- add some and it gets better.

How 'bout kangaroos, then, too, they'll look ya straight in the eyes and make ya wonder....

[Rufus T. Firefly]

:shock: That's awful , ya stinker. Straighten up (at least, a little bit, but don't go too far.)

Indeed. Yet, strangely entertaining to visualize in a sick, twisted movie making chain of thought that runs closely associated with my post over on your Fav TV thread. You could make a movie out of it and make money............might have to add zombies and a few penguins.

Penguins are sort of like bacon -- add some and it gets better.

How 'bout kangaroos, then, too, they'll look ya straight in the eyes and make ya wonder....

.....whether one of the greatest of jokes played yet is called a platypus?

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Nah, they're too comical, like a mistake was made somewhere in production, or a bright flash of insight (!)

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Nah, they're too comical, like a mistake was made somewhere in production, or a bright flash of insight (!)

No mistake at all - leftover bits from all the parts bins stitched together and then a "Wait until they find one of these....." sit back and laugh moments -- most of the time the universe just wants to kill us being a hostile place, but now and again, I think it just wants to play a joke on us....like those aliens in Triton.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Nah, they're too comical, like a mistake was made somewhere in production, or a bright flash of insight (!)

No mistake at all - leftover bits...I think it just wants to play a joke on us....like those aliens in Triton.

Nice to know "it" has a sense of humor.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Nah, they're too comical, like a mistake was made somewhere in production, or a bright flash of insight (!)

No mistake at all - leftover bits...I think it just wants to play a joke on us....like those aliens in Triton.

Nice to know "it" has a sense of humor.

Every time humans have sex, there rings forth peals of hysterical laughter across the cosmos......

[MurphOnMillerAve]

That makes one wonder what the cosmos considers normal and non-jocular sexual conduct.

[HONDO74]

Every time humans have sex, there rings forth peals of hysterical laughter across the cosmos......

Some males hear that hysterical laughter when the female says. "Who you going to please with that"

Got that from the movie the Unforgiven.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

That makes one wonder what the cosmos considers normal and non-jocular sexual conduct.

All is humorous from the right perspective.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

My wife and I went to the county Ag Show and one the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went to the 1st pen the there was a sign that stated, "This Bull Mated 50 Times Last Year".

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled, and said, " He mated 50 times last year. That's almost once a week."

We walked on to the 2nd pen which had a sign that stated, "This Bull Mated 150 Times Last Year".

My wife gave me a hard jab in the ribs and said, "Wow! That's almost 3 times a week. You could learn a lot from him!"

We walked on to the 3rd pen which had a sign that stated, "This Bull Mated 365 Times Last Year".

My wife's elbow nearly broke my ribs and she said, "Wow! That's once a day! You could REALLY learn a lot from this one!"

I looked at her and replied, "Go over and ask him if it was the same cow."



My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery...........

[HONDO74]

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I see you've met my Sister in Law.......