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[MurphOnMillerAve]

I wonder if the inventor's kid made up the name. Cute, anyolways.
Murph (a former kid)

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I wonder if the inventor's kid made up the name. Cute, anyolways.
Murph (a former kid)

Better than Kiwi-Pineapple Soda.......and more fun to market. All it needs is a few shots of Green Chartreuse and it good to go!

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I wonder if the inventor's kid made up the name. Cute, anyolways.
Murph (a former kid)

Better than Kiwi-Pineapple Soda.......and more fun to market. All it needs is a few shots of Green Chartreuse and it good to go!

Uh oh, now therez an idea for America to absorb.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I wonder if the inventor's kid made up the name. Cute, anyolways.
Murph (a former kid)

Better than Kiwi-Pineapple Soda.......and more fun to market. All it needs is a few shots of Green Chartreuse and it good to go!

Uh oh, now therez an idea for America to absorb.

http://www.absolutdrinks.com/en/drinks/swampwater/

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Might have put this over in the beer thread, but I've not had any of this one and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to on the advise of my Doc...

[webenda]

Now Hiring - Full-time Milker
http://kluv.cbslocal.com/2016/07/26/coc ... he-future/

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[rogruth]

Rufus,

You need to tell your pets to stay closer to home.
You know those mid-westerners like to shoot at
things and they might get hurt.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Rufus,

You need to tell your pets to stay closer to home.

I try, but they get hungry. Nothing around here except dried up paper-pushers and cubical dwellers - dry and lacking in flavor, apparently.

You know those mid-westerners like to shoot at
things and they miht get hurt.

Yes, would not want those mid-westerners to get injured.....

[up148]

I think we need some of whatever the ad writer is smoking, drinking or eating.....on 2nd thought, we don't. We ought to welcome them to the MTJ forum, sounds like their imagination would fit right in.

[rogruth]

I think we need some of whatever the ad writer is smoking, drinking or eating.....on 2nd thought, we don't. We ought to welcome them to the MTJ forum, sounds like their imagination would fit right in.

You talking about the cockroach milk or the cockroach milker or both?
I think we welcome all imaginative thinking on MTJ. Even some that is not.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I think we need some of whatever the ad writer is smoking, drinking or eating.....on 2nd thought, we don't. We ought to welcome them to the MTJ forum, sounds like their imagination would fit right in.

You talking about the cockroach milk or the cockroach milker or both?
I think we welcome all imaginative thinking on MTJ. Even some that is not.

For my part, going for the "recreate the proteins" might be the better way to go. Besides, all those tiny bottles of roach milk being carried in tiny metal carriers to houses across civilization, might be a bit too taxing. (Corny , I know. But I'm a wild and crazy guy. Sort of. Maybe.

One thing for sure, we'd have no problem finding enough roaches, since they have persisted as one of the most successful lifeforms on the planet in all of history, going back, I believe, way before , and during , the dinosaurs; of course, they were a foot long in those days. Can you imagine grabbing hold of one of those little ..wellllllll....ah...er..buggers to milk it?! Oooooweee! Rodeo time!

P.S. How do the "live young" get at the milk? I thought only mammals had teats? Don't tell me the roaches have...........oh, ah....never mind.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I thought only mammals had teats?

Pretty sure that milk comes from mammals......not insects nor with the forbidding all of the Gods combined, soy. There is no such thing as soy milk; it's juice.....

[webenda]

P.S. How do the "live young" get at the milk? I thought only mammals had teats? Don't tell me the roaches have...........oh, ah....never mind.

Sometimes it is better not to know.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I thought only mammals had teats?

Pretty sure that milk comes from mammals......not insects nor with the forbidding all of the Gods combined, soy. There is no such thing as soy milk; it's juice.....

Just as I suspected, all along. Those marketing stinkers!