Never question a Drunk!

[rogruth]

I have said this many times but it helps explain my question.
I have some eye problems. So.
Is that guy taking a "selfie" of the barrel of a gun pointed at him by him?
If so, that seems pretty dumb to me. Looks as if he has a finger on the trigger.

[robert.]

He is standing in a room with 2 mirrors. His cell phone/camera is face high aiming down the barrel of a gun. It is amazing the man and phone lived long enough to post that photo online.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

He is standing in a room with 2 mirrors. His cell phone/camera is face high aiming down the barrel of a gun. It is amazing the man and phone lived long enough to post that photo online.

Darwin Award ready to be delivered...........

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Anybody that familiar with and affectionate of guns probably has some safety issues just stepping outside for a walk.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Overheard at the bar.........

So, what’d you do on your day off?
I went to the beach.
Have any fun?
For a while, but then there was some poor ****** in the water yelling “SHARK” HELP!”
Oh my god! What did you do?
Nothing. I sat there and laughed, of course. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.

[robert.]

[Rufus T. Firefly]

When a woman's driving, kiss her on the neck. Women like that.

Unless you're trying to do that from the back seat............









Especially if she doesn't know you're in the car.

[rogruth]

When a woman's driving, kiss her on the neck. Women like that.

Unless you're trying to do that from the back seat..........








Especially if she doesn't know you're in the car.

You speaking from experience?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

When a woman's driving, kiss her on the neck. Women like that.

Unless you're trying to do that from the back seat..........








Especially if she doesn't know you're in the car.

You speaking from experience?

There is that stack of restraining order laying about here somewhere.....

[Mitch]

THE TRUE STORY OF JACK SCHITT

Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and produced six children. Holly Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

Now you can proudly proclaim, "I know the true story of Jack Schitt!"

edited 'cause I omitted the line about the first child.

[rogruth]

That's almost a Little Bita Schitt too much .

[MurphOnMillerAve]

And I, for one, feel all the better for having read that. And that's no bull.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

And I, for one, feel all the better for having read that. And that's no bull.

Could have been hogwash?

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Cute. Ya li'l bugger.

[E7]

Mitch,

Sounds like you've watched one too many episodes of "Schitt's Creek"

Rich