Seen in Print

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Somehow one always suspects...........

[webenda]

The train loop the loop worked a lot better then the time they remote controlled the BMW belonging a father of one of the kids.
http://youtu.be/l7jxNwJ4s10

[rogruth]

Hmmmm.
I'd be on the look-out for that gang.

They'll never amount to anything.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

At least it's vanilla creme,

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[rogruth]

What? Huh?

Hope the delivery person gets a good tip.
The should also.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

...... a good tip.

Plastics

[rogruth]

Rufus,

LOL for quite a while.

But I'm too old.

Wait a minute!

Plastics! YES!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

But I'm too old.

You're never too old for Mrs. Robinson....

[sarge]

Would the retirees please confirm.......

I have been retired for 6 years and nothing in the list is true for me.

Although I laughed at, "Verify that socks are indeed upon the feet before attempting to remove any wrinkles in them," my swollen feet and ankles preclude any wrinkles.

Although I wake up 3-4 times a day, it is no joy to find I have fallen asleep at the computer again. I often wonder why I don't fall out of the chair when sleeping. Perhaps the wide butt that goes with being overweight helps.

Nobody believes I am 72. One factor that hides my age is fat. Fat fills out wrinkles better than botox. Hmmm... come to think about it, I might be able to come up with a list on the topic of "The Joys of Being Overweight." Meghan Trainor wrote a song about the joy of size: < http://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk >

I must say very little on that list is true for me either.

I get my exercise being a pall bearer for my friends who eat properly and jog on a regular basis.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I must say very little on that list is true for me either.

I suspect that one does, "The joy of waking and no longer having to go to work is best practiced 3-4 times a day"........

Try substituting "back and/or respiratory related problems" for "heart attack".....and I think that might be more general....

Of course, that infestation of dry rot is another matter entirely,

[rogruth]

But I'm too old.

You're never too old for Mrs. Robinson....

Only in my mind and dreams.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

But I'm too old.

You're never too old for Mrs. Robinson....

Only in my mind and dreams.

Well, say no more!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Subtlety is everything..........

[Rufus T. Firefly]