Hobo Jungle
Yikes, Jon, you okay down there?
Boop! You finally made it. Come have a glass of champagne with me in the playgirl lounge car Jon lent me! I always thought you were female too, but we'll find out soon enough.
Boop! You finally made it. Come have a glass of champagne with me in the playgirl lounge car Jon lent me! I always thought you were female too, but we'll find out soon enough.
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Reenforcements have arrived in the form of a fifth of tequila, a fifth of rum, 6 bags of ice for the deep freeze, a case of 7.62X39 ball ammo, 10 cans of Spam(Lord help me), one bicycle tire tube repair kit (in case my wife springs a leak from flying debree),and one sorta clean pair of underware in case I wind up in the hospital. The jolly roger flag is waving proudly overhead. 
Running that red block Charlie.
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San Diegan
Spam Musubi
Try:
* cook rice (da sticky kine),
* make 'em into one spam shaped block about 1"-2" high,
* t'row one slice fried spam on top, and wrap da buggah wit' nori.
* Da only hints I can 'tink of is,
* try wet yo' hands and put little bit salt on top when you stay making da musubi shape wit' da hot rice,
* and toas' da nori little bit first.
Hints from uddah peepo':
* Use da spam can and use fo mold for da rice.
* Den da slice of spam goin' fit perfect on top.
* If you can fin' furikake out dea, mix it in da rice firs.
San
Try:
* cook rice (da sticky kine),
* make 'em into one spam shaped block about 1"-2" high,
* t'row one slice fried spam on top, and wrap da buggah wit' nori.
* Da only hints I can 'tink of is,
* try wet yo' hands and put little bit salt on top when you stay making da musubi shape wit' da hot rice,
* and toas' da nori little bit first.
Hints from uddah peepo':
* Use da spam can and use fo mold for da rice.
* Den da slice of spam goin' fit perfect on top.
* If you can fin' furikake out dea, mix it in da rice firs.
San
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San Diegan
Hang in there, Jon, I'm coming to save you.
The folks in line outside the SpamMobile are queuing to pay a forum fee for your beer fund.
While you are riding it out, you can work on Spam Haikus
Can this be love now?
How can I know it for sure?
The pink meat inside.
Consumed by sadness
Alone, I fry it ‘til brown.
One minute per side.
Look me in the eye
And tell me your mouth is not
Filled with wonderment
Only SPAM can be
This good and still be laughed at
The mountain is high.
If snow flakes were SPAM
Every can would be different
I would move way north.
To not eat my SPAM?
That would be like not breathing,
Totally insane!
oh the can of blue
beautiful it is to be
there waiting for me
tasty salty meat
filling sandwiches so good
eating on the grass
Watching the news, it doesn't look good. Pass it low, and take care.
San
While you are riding it out, you can work on Spam Haikus
Can this be love now?
How can I know it for sure?
The pink meat inside.
Consumed by sadness
Alone, I fry it ‘til brown.
One minute per side.
Look me in the eye
And tell me your mouth is not
Filled with wonderment
Only SPAM can be
This good and still be laughed at
The mountain is high.
If snow flakes were SPAM
Every can would be different
I would move way north.
To not eat my SPAM?
That would be like not breathing,
Totally insane!
oh the can of blue
beautiful it is to be
there waiting for me
tasty salty meat
filling sandwiches so good
eating on the grass
Watching the news, it doesn't look good. Pass it low, and take care.
San
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