Hobo Jungle

Daisy · Postby **Daisy** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:41 pm

I'll take my shirt off if you want me to, Jackie! :shock:

Jackie Blue · Postby **Jackie Blue** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:47 pm

Go for it Daisy! A word of warning, however, Mom's reputation was in the dumpster for years! It's still a "good ole boy's" world out there in the workplace, politics, and model trains!

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:52 pm

Jackie, I can't recommend glue sniffing. It leads to bad headaches, loss of appetite, and a willingless to remove shirts. Even if it's O-gauge train glue. I say stick with Dufus Gold[TM].

Jackie Blue · Postby **Jackie Blue** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:59 pm

I would if he'd come around with some! Actually this respirator keeps yours and Pete's scents at bay. You guys smell like Eau de Toilet!

Jackie Blue · Postby **Jackie Blue** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:06 pm

You don't recognize my snake charmer costume from the old "Circus Train" thread? Not surprising. You can't remember where you were two seconds ago!

Hey, I found an old photo of Dogboy: http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/11711/0067.jpg

I miss that boy!

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:13 pm

Hey, babe, not only that, but you seem like a different person about every few drinks. Tell you the truth it's startin to worry me. At least you don't look like Inspector Cluzo [Clouseau] any longer. That had me terrified.

San Diegan · Postby **San Diegan** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:18 pm

Watch it, Jackie. That image just about bowled me over. Falling down in the camp due to excessive consumption of Idaho Gold (TM) is permitted and I can probably acquit myself with the other hobos on that basis.

San

Jackie Blue · Postby **Jackie Blue** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:44 pm

I've told you before about those voices I hear in my head, Tramp. They talk to me... tell me to do bad things sometimes...horrible things...things I can't even mention... like that time I took a butcher knife and stalked down into my friends basement... and cut the tag off his mattress. Oooooo... *

*Courtesy of my son, Max. Thanks, son!*

Will · Postby **Will** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:52 am

Blind agin! heeyaw!!!!

Jackie Blue · Postby **Jackie Blue** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 7:26 am

I wasn't blind, but I am now! Ouch! It hurts!

I'd like to say it's good to see you Dogboy. Give me a minute to pull this rag up over my eyes...

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:49 pm

Will, if you'd put that thing back in its pen, we might be able to continue the Jungle again. I gave up drinking after one look, but temperance is not what we're about here. Or brand loyalty.

Guest · Postby **Guest** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:00 pm

Tramp what wa needs do iz ta down a pint a Jack Danials after lookin at that there....thing :?:

In fact pass that bottle hee-yare cuzin I need a swig after a look at that ....thing :?:

JimTT · Postby **JimTT** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:02 pm

Tramp, just so ya nows its Jimmy Boy here thats been a talk at ya.

Bindle Stiff · Postby **Bindle Stiff** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:57 pm

Wow, things er popin' 'roun' the ol' camp. I got plum' blin' wif thet teebaccy what Daisy giff me an thet tater juice wat JimTT gif me an' I ent up in jail few mos' uf a week! I'z sober, I'z tired uv fried baloney an'stale donuts an' I'z thursty as parched cat litter! :wink:

Guest · Postby **Guest** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:10 pm

will...

yer part is jes' a touch crookid.

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