Hobo Jungle

[Tramp]

Ouch. And here I was hoping to be more of a spinster aunt. Gog, Dennis is cruel, but he'll get his.

[San Diegan]

So, fat chick suit chafing a little bit?

San

[Tramp]

San, actually Jon insisted I send it to him. What could I do? Got to help out a friend in need. I'm done with fat girls for a while.

[San Diegan]

I have noticed they usually lube the inner thighs and buttox of horses in parades. Just passing that on to Jon so that he can have a little better luck with the Fat Girl Suit (TM) and stay in it longer.

Thanks,

San

[Tramp]

San, I admit I was a whimp with the thing. It takes one hell of a man to really get into the fat-girl suit.

[2railjon]

Ahhh. Wait a small moment. That isn't my mug in the fat girl suit. And I hav'nt recieved any overly large parcels as well

[2railjon]

Tramp, I just saw this ad in OGR. I think he was trying to keep it on the down low.

[San Diegan]

Jon,

That appears to be a FGS (TM) OTG (On the Go) model with external zirc fittings for the internal grease bladders.

San

[Tramp]

Jon, please don't blame me for the slowness of the US mail. Sure that's me in the fat-girl suit, but do you see a smile on my face? That's a countenance of pure misery, brother, true misery. I can only hope you're man enough. When those crazed fat girls come at you, you feel like a delicate reed of glass surrounded by bellowing hippos. I'll never be the same.

Dennis and that goat shit is way beyond my capacities of queasiness. We can only be thankful that he's on the down low. Those boys will certainly expand his conscienceness. Jon, ignore the slaying comment. It probably has something to do with the goats.

[2railjon]

First cold Sam Adams of the day fellow 'bo's!!!! WOW!! Thunderstorms galore!!! Glad to see I'm not drinking by myself this afternoon for a damn change.
San, glad to see you back!! You sure have some poop tossing to catch up on!!!!

[2railjon]

Here's to altered perceptions!!!!

[Tramp]

Here's to thunderstorms! We just had some beauties roar through. Now I'm gonna try and set the charcoal for the marinated tuna steaks.

AND BEER, lots of icy (kept in freeeeezer) beer. Cheers, lads.

[Daisy]

Altered perceptions yes and percipitation and DENNIS! Your'e not really a goat are you?!?! Let me know, and I'll set up your room appropriately...

hey - Tramp's running his buddy with a sprained ankle and too many down the gullet back to his place - should take about a half hour - wonder what I could get into here while he's gone. All the trains are in boxes under the stairs, waiting for January. Hmmm....or there's always the fatgirl suit? Maybe both?

got to watch it. He made me the most icy clear north pole delicate circle of a martini

[2railjon]

Daisy, Before Dennis arrives, you could always look up some delicious goat recipes.

[2railjon]

Hobo Breakfast

Bacon and Eggs in a Paper Bag
Ingredients: Two strips bacon (thick)
one paper lunch bag
one egg
one stick

Instructions: Cut bacon strips in two, place at the bottom of the paper bag, covering the bottom. It is important that you have thick strips of bacon as thin ones will stick and adhere to the paper bag when cooked. Crack egg and put in paper bag on top of the bacon. Fold lunch bag down three times and poke a hole through it with the stick, so that the bag is hanging on the end of the stick. Hold over fire coals and watch the grease from the bacon protect the bag and cook the meal.