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Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:48 am

None of this would've happened if Dennis hadn't insisted on stealing my beer.

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:35 pm

"Dennis, I can't post now; I'm on the phone with my therapist. She's says it's going to cost about 5 large to get me over that public posting of my fat-girl suit. And the worst is that my fat guard girls read the forum, so how am I going to feed them without attracting their attention? All is lost. Life as I know it over, and to think I actually liked you guys. And to think I let you steal my beer as a kindness." Tramp breaks into sobs.

2railjon · Postby **2railjon** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:23 pm

Tramp, LMAO!!!!!!

Frank53 · Postby **Frank53** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:36 pm

more skinney chicks for me

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:09 pm

Dennis, this is the last straw. You've been talking to my therapist. How could the two of you be so low as to go behind my back like this? And to think I pay the bitch! Have you ever tried to run in a fat-girl suit? In eighty degree weather, without beer (don't get beer near a horny FG. Deadly). Anyway, I'm getting rid of everything--dogs, fence, horny FGs, therapist--everything except my .357. And remember, I once shot a perfect target in France. No more Mister Smiley Hobo.

2railjon · Postby **2railjon** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:03 pm

I once shot a perfect target in France

Tramp, Your only making things worse. I promised never to show it, but here's a pix of Tramp while attending the French School Of Musketry.

Frank53 · Postby **Frank53** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:06 pm

highrailjon wrote:Tramp while attending the French School Of Musketry.

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:09 pm

You seem to have quite a collection of photos of me, Jon. Is that perfectly healthy? I hope not. The French photo is very rare. However, I believe I'm holding a sword rather than a musket.

2railjon · Postby **2railjon** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:27 pm

However, I believe I'm holding a sword rather than a musket.

Tramp, That may be the reason you were a little behind the other students. :wink:

2 hours until beer-thirty. Don't start without me, now!!!

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:47 pm

Jon, it was only a guess on the sword. That musket just looked a bit shiny but I guess they polish them in France, right?

Dennis, have you ever noticed that nuts always think everyone else is a pecan, you damn filbert, you.

2railjon · Postby **2railjon** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:59 pm

Plus he has a serious wardrobe problem.

capt_turk · Postby **capt_turk** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:40 pm

And I thought merchant seaman were a little strange........... :roll:

2railjon · Postby **2railjon** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:05 pm

Hang on Capt. it gets worse after those two switch to liquor and pantyhose. :wink:

2railjon · Postby **2railjon** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:10 pm

Jon, I'm thinking intervention. He's going down. You need to call me on the hot line. Immediately!

Yeah, Where's Pete and the nurses when you need them...

Tramp · Postby **Tramp** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:23 pm

Are they fat nurses? I mean, really FAT?

Dennis, you can keep your damn filbert, you hazelnut, you.

[Boys, we got to end this. It's even got me sick and I already have a fever of 102.]

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