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spankybird
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Postby spankybird » Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:32 am

Jon,

I should have known that you like Drag Racing. When I was very young and maybe not all that wise, I also loved Drag Racing. I used to work / drive an ‘A’ fuel dragster. Back then, 8.0 sec at 200mph was fast. Top fuel was at 7.5 sec and 250mph. I can’t believe what they are doing today. :shock:

I also had a 69 Roadrunner with 383, 4 speed, 750 AFB with high rise intake, 300 deg dwell cam, 4:10 gears, etc. 13.8 street machine. What a blast on the street.
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2railjon
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Postby 2railjon » Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:57 pm

Tom, I miss those days myself!!

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2railjon
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Postby 2railjon » Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:00 pm

DAZZZIE!!! Don't worry about the "tent thing". I've got half a box of these also.
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2railjon
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Postby 2railjon » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:20 pm

My caboose is gettin' loose. Who's buying the first round? :D
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2railjon
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Postby 2railjon » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:55 pm

Load 'em up ladies! I will be your official conductor of misconduct. :D It's good to be the king! :lol:
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Daisy
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Postby Daisy » Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:59 pm

I'll sport, you loose pound puppy you!

Is it just me, or did the temperature down here just drop to Yankee levels? Those girls better get their personal heaters cranking.

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Tramp
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Postby Tramp » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:16 pm

What does everyone want? I'm buying.

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Daisy
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Postby Daisy » Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:50 pm

Well okay then, if you insist! What do you have up there in Maine when it's so cold your extremities are rigid? I'd like one of those please.

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2railjon
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Postby 2railjon » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:00 pm

Tramp, I'm in for a Sam Adams and a Beano, please!!!

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Postby Tramp » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:10 pm

"Coming right up!" He polishes the already clean bar and rotates to mix.

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2railjon
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Postby 2railjon » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:18 pm

Thanks, Bar-Key! Hey, I here these are pretty popular over on the OGR Forum! :lol: :lol:

'Under-Ease' Anti-Flatulence Underwear is revolutionary and air-tight. It contains a charcoal filter to keep others away from one's noxious bodily odors.

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Daisy
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Postby Daisy » Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:53 pm

Hey Jon, you're exactly 1,000 posts ahead of me. Imagine if I posted 1,000 more times. Few things scarier, hm? :shock: :shock: :shock: :o :o :o 8) 8) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :roll: :roll: :oops: :D :D :) :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :idea: :idea: :arrow: :!:

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Jim Duda
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Flatulence = Bodily Essence...???

Postby Jim Duda » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:06 pm

Is "flatulence" just a big fart
That keeps Jon and the girlies apart?
His Tent gets inflated
If kept unabated,
As a greeting, it's a helluva start...!

Now, beer and moonpies are sweet
They elicit a scent - hard to beat!
Pheromones at their best
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Let 'er rip, folks...
Don't drink and drive in 2005...
Always wear a helmet!

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2railjon
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Postby 2railjon » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:41 pm

Jim, Laughing My *** Off!! :lol: Nice to see you drop back in on the "wild side"!!

Daisy, It slipped my sleepy mind yesterday, but your V-8 poem kicked butt! Thanks for sharing! :D

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2railjon
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Postby 2railjon » Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:50 pm

Hey, LOOK!! I'm not a T-1 Duplex anymore!! I'm a real person. :D I'm going to pinch my own *** to see if it's really true!
And it would sure be nice if the friggen' bartender would quit groping the babes in the caboose and get back to the clubcar!!


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