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Postby Tramp » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:39 pm

Jon, the whistle is smoking rather energetically as well. Always a poor sign, but I see the stack is smoke free. 10,000.00? Mother of God, artists do have illusions, don’t they?

Clouser, there is a sister. At least you're gentlemanly enough not to request D herself. (Certain hobos might consider that a modicum of cool could be warranted on occasion.)

We’re having one hell of a blow here. The wicker rocker just sailed across the yard. More beer! Can’t work on the house today.

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Postby Mitch » Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:04 pm

A one eyed woman with a train rolling up her ***, and only 10 grand. Christ, she's practically giving it away. :roll:
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Postby 2railjon » Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:05 pm

The fact that my left breast hangs lower then my right one, is certainly a modicum of cool, in itself. :roll:
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Postby Del Mar » Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:27 pm

Now wait a minute. I would never wear orange shorts like that.

Heard Portland, Maine had gusts up to 60.

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Postby Forum Moderator » Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:23 pm

Guys:

I know we are having fun, but how about posting pictures that are a bit more appropriate on this forum. I’m getting tempted to put my Moderator’s delete button to use.

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Postby 2railjon » Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:59 pm

Bill, c'mon those are fake "hooters" sewn into t-shirts!!! :lol:


A one eyed woman with a train rolling up her ***, and only 10 grand. Christ, she's practically giving it away.


LMFAO, Mitch!!!! That's the funniest line I've ever heard from you!!! Keep 'em coming!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby rogruth » Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:51 pm

I always thought it might be fun to meet you guys but probably not at Halloween! LMAO :shock: :twisted: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Forum Moderator » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:30 am

Jon:

Oh, I know that, but it was still pretty scary the way that picture resembles my Mother-in-law and her three girlfiends.

Actually, it was the guy with the sheep that's a bit over the edge.

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Postby P&R Pete » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:36 am

No problemo, boss! 8)

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Postby P&R Pete » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:49 am

Got this off a tractor forum I frequent. I guess it's a 'train' of sorts. Two nice pieces of old iron. They were pulling the Chevy out of storage. They don't make 'em like THAT anymore!

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Postby Daisy » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:34 am

I thought the look on San's face in the orange shorts picture was far more psychologically damaging than the sheep one.

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Postby P&R Pete » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:04 pm

And to think- his wife looks like such a sweetheart!

I guess every woman needs a 'cause'.

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Postby 2railjon » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:45 pm

Sweet lookin' Chevy!!!!! :D :D

Mornin' DAazSIEe!!!!! As promised, the only surviving pumpkin from our patch!!!!! :D
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Postby ANG retired » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:00 pm

Okay, ya step away from the Jungle for a while and a statememnt like this is made
Forum Moderator wrote:Actually, it was the guy with the sheep that's a bit over the edge.

Bill

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Kurt.
Sorry I missed ya at Altoona today, I was on the way, when I gots a whiff of raw gas.
Seems the Heep decided to blow out a fuel injector, making for a HELL of a fire hazard.
So, rather than checking out trains, I was under the hood, changing an injector! :evil:

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Postby Tramp » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:52 pm

Seems like in might be time for a couple poems. I've got a Halloween poem for you hobos if one of you'd kindly remind me to post it. But here are these, not the greatest, but maybe readable. Two fall (October) poems.

THIS

The Kancamagus Highway (Route 112) is a narrow road that
twists and switchbacks from Lincoln, NH to Conway, NH through the White
Mountain National Forest. It can attract a lot of slow-moving tourists
some parts of the year. Kancamagus Pass has an elevation of 2,860 feet.

50 cars were passed
On the Kancamagus Highway
On a rainy October morning.
The mist clung fluorescent green
In the spruce, the fog rustled
Across the ledge rock, my old car
Fishtailed as the big V-8
Bit into the wet tar,
And I,
I reached back
Into the fresh case of ale
Hidden under my leather jacket,
Broke open the cardboard top
And I
Drank warm 50s and passed cars.

I hitchhiked this road at 16
Huddled in the open back
Of a supercharged El Camino,
I caressed a worn Rambler
In the middle of the night
Through these passes so drunk
That to open the Ballantine quarts
I'd stop and whack the tops off on posts
Because it amused me to drink from the
Jagged glass;
Nary a cut,
I was 17.
A year later,
I terrified my godmother
In her Le Mans convertible
Showing her what the car could do,
I still feel a bit bad about that.
I used this road once
During early winter,
(the state of New Hampshire
had an APB out on me)

And during those night runs
(that tense frozen stillness
like a hypnotic embrace)
The road was empty.

It's not empty now.
I pass 12 cars in 1
Thundering lurching thrust
As a massive camper turns off.
And for a while clear black pavement
And I dance my old car through
The rain pure colors
Of all I can feel.

Listen, this is my focking life
Listen, this is my life
This is my life
This is life
This life
This
THIS



MAIL

Across the top of New England,
A letter travels through known towns
And along well-remembered roads,
Past downed leaves and first wood smoke.
Inside read a poem,
A poem about spring wind in laundry,
His wife's delicate undergarments
Taunting him, fluttering like frustrated
Desire, like the uncertainty of being.

He's put his fist through the windshield of his truck.

And I with one tense
Back and forth stroke
Have erased her name,
From his, in my address book.
What else can I do?


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