Never question a Drunk!

[MurphOnMillerAve]

A couple of young lads were at my door the other night looking for donation for the new municipal pool that the county was planning to install.


I told them I'd help them get started and gave them a glass of water.

They'll likely remember you the next time they need to take a leak (in your yard.)

[Rufus T. Firefly]

A couple of young lads were at my door the other night looking for donation for the new municipal pool that the county was planning to install.


I told them I'd help them get started and gave them a glass of water.

They'll likely remember you the next time they need to take a leak (in your yard.)

And then I released the Kraken!

[robert.]

A woman driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

[J. S. Bach]

[rogruth]

:mrgreen:

Ditto

[E7]

NEWS FLASH:

The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day.......There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

I don't even know where to start reacting to that News Flash, so I'll just zip-it. However, I am sure some of my betters here will take up the challenge.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Side benefit will be fewer numbers of guys rolling out of bed..........

[J. S. Bach]

But do not combine that with Geritol!

[robert.]

[healey36]

Perhaps my all-time favorite Far Side:



Larson was the greatest...

Healey

[E7]

Larson was the greatest...Healey

Healy, No doubt about that!

I don't have a copy of the cartoon, but my favorite was one where Einstein was standing in front of a blackboard with an expression of surprise on his face. On the blackboard were calculations and equations: E=MC 3rd, E=MC 5th, E=MC 7th etc.

Behind him was a ditzy looking maid with a feather duster standing in front of a desk she had just cleaned, and she was saying: "Everything's squaaaaared away, yesiree, squaaaaared away!

[E7]

Very quick quiz for you to take to practice name recognition.

Great mental exercise, especially for us aging folks.

With which of the following names are you familiar?

1. Monica Lewinski
2. Bill Clinton
3. Hilary Clinton
4. Adolph Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Winnie Mandela
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods

You had trouble with #5?

You know all the criminals, murderers,thieves, sluts and cheaters,
but you don't know the Pope??

Lovely, just freaking lovely!!!

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Clever lad.

[J. S. Bach]

but you don't know the Pope??

And just why would I want to know who the pope is? He sort of fits in that list anyway.