Seen in Print

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[rogruth]

Don't think I want to know anymore.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Seems a grubby place, even from the outside. Is that sign for-real? Oi-vey.

[HONDO74]

Looks like a place where they wash cars by hand to me
Robert

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Looks like a place where they wash cars by hand to me
Robert

No fair using rational and logical thought.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Looks like a place where they wash cars by hand to me
Robert

No fair using rational and logical thought.

Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[robert.]

how much you wanna bet he sues the drug company that made him run faster ?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

[rogruth]

Strange.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Strange.

Another case of aggressive upholstered furniture pushing.....when will this tragic epidemic going on within our nation come to end?

[sarge]

I think that is absolutely wonderful, myself. If that doesn't get one shed of his free couch before all others, then a sense of humour in the USA is all but gone away.

My experience about giving away free furniture is pretty sketchy. Back when I lived in suburban Maryland, I put a perfectly fine (albeit "dated") chair out front with a sign that said "Free". It sat for two days. For some reason it occurred to put a sign on it, "For Sale-$25". Someone stole it that night.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

I think that is absolutely wonderful, myself. If that doesn't get one shed of his free couch before all others, then a sense of humour in the USA is all but gone away.

Appealed to my sense of humor,

My experience about giving away free furniture is pretty sketchy. Back when I lived in suburban Maryland, I put a perfectly fine (albeit "dated") chair out front with a sign that said "Free". It sat for two days. For some reason it occurred to put a sign on it, "For Sale-$25". Someone stole it that night.

Well, that is a well-established fundamental paradigm.

"Free" implies something wrong with it and in the case of furniture probably infested with vermin, a family of immigrants, and also an attachment to a malevolent poltergeist.

A "For Sale" sign immediately means that it has some real value to you and that somebody else feels that you don't deserve to own this fine piece of furniture that you are neglecting by leaving it out in the weather.

Little did they know................

[rogruth]

Sarge,

I think that would work here also.

[MurphOnMillerAve]

Local tv news reported that this sign was posted in New Mexico:
"We will no longer accept money out of undergarments."

Can you imagine how many places the typical dollar bill has been before it gets into our hands along the way?

[rogruth]

Murph,

I do not want to.