Seen in Print
- Rufus T. Firefly
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Re: Seen in Print
Should ask the guy selling it to self-demonstrate,

What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?
Re: Seen in Print
It is not a tongue depressor! It is a water fowl beak clamp. They are used to hold a bird's beak closed so the bird can't bite the veterinarian. I could have used one when I had a duck. Ducks seem defenseless, but their bite can leave some pretty nasty blood blisters. There are other sizes for geese and swans.
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----Wayne----
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
Re: Seen in Print
webenda wrote:It is not a tongue depressor! It is a water foul beak clamp. They are used to hold a bird's beak closed so the bird can't bite the veterinarian. I could have used one when I had a duck. Ducks seem defenseless, but their bite can leave some pretty nasty blood blisters. There are other sizes for geese and swans.
Wow, I thought it was a corncob holder for use in the outhouse.
Re: Seen in Print
I didn't mean to insult ducks by calling them "foul", it was a typo.
I just corrected my error and apologize to water fowl everywhere.
I just corrected my error and apologize to water fowl everywhere.
----Wayne----
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
Re: Seen in Print
The last 'tongue depressor' I saw was used by my old time Doc. and it was a flat piece of wood about 6 inches long X 1 inch wide, with rounded ends (semi-circular shaped), and about 1/8 inch or so thick. Probably purchased them in bulk as they were a disposable item for sure. Say: Ahhhhhhhh!
Rich
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Re: Seen in Print
Nope...it's an ice cream cone holder, so you don't get any on you when it drips 
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- Rufus T. Firefly
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Re: Seen in Print
YES! I like that!
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Re: Seen in Print
Perfectly clueless or incredible sly.
BH
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Re: Seen in Print
Who thinks of this stuff? Some guy notes prodigious defecations? What's his job?
And who feels compelled to leave notes about wading?

And who feels compelled to leave notes about wading?
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up148 wrote:Perfectly clueless or incredible sly.
BH
Good point. I like that.
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