Hobo Jungle

[P&R Pete]

"Oh my God!" Amber whispered as the compressor throbbed to life, shuddered rhythmically towards its inevitable conclusion, and shot ninety pounds of sultry air through custom-bored, cold-drawn, boss-lock-fitted crimp-couplings as Chuck Key glanced up with a smile that only tire shop guys can smile.

[P&R Pete]

Mitzi's wet T-shirt clung to her torso like paint on the nose cone of a jumbo jet.

[P&R Pete]

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

[San Diegan]

Idaho Gold (TM) she cried as he rammed the old avenger home.

[2railjon]

LMAO!!!!! There is a God!!!!!!!!

[P&R Pete]

India, which hangs like a wet washcloth from the towel rack of Asia, presented itself to Highrailjon as he landed in Delhi (or was it Bombay?), as if it mattered, because Highrailjon finally had an idea to make his mark and fortune and that idea was a chain of steak houses to serve the millions and he wondered, as he deplaned down the steep, shiny, steel steps, why no one had thought of it before.

[P&R Pete]

It was high noon in the jungles of South India when San began to recognize that if he didn't find water for his emu soon, it wouldn't be long before he would be traveling by foot; and with the guerilla warriors fast on his heels, San was starting to regret his decision to use poultry for transportation.

[P&R Pete]

Tramp gushed like a broken water main about his new love: "She's got long, beautiful, drain-clogging hair, more curves than an under-the-sink water trap, and she moves with the ease of a motorized toilet snake through a four-inch sewer line, but what she sees in me, a simple plumber, I'll never know."

[San Diegan]

"Don't waste the lube! I paid good money for it" his partner cried. Phoney Gash went slackjaw as he realized another vial of the blue pills was ineffective and Spring York would be a bust unless he did something quickly. His lack of tumesence was shameful. It had been that way since he was 14 and the older girls and that monkey did the thing that changed him. He would have to fist Bitch Telvin or face the reality that the blue jacket would take another lover in the Fall.

[2railjon]

This is almost as good as a free lap dance. It's raining manna!!!!!

[2railjon]

Dennis, As long as you're buying, I'd like one of those neon blue drinks with a paper umbrella and a rubber shark floating in it.

[San Diegan]

The only disco song I ever liked:

Ah
If there’s a cure for this
I don’t want it
Don’t want it
If there’s a remedy
I’ll run from it
From it

Think about it all the time
Never let it out of my mind
’cause I love you

I’ve got the sweetest hangover
I don’t wanna get over
Sweetest hangover

Yeah, I don’t wanna get over
I don’t wanna get
I don’t wanna get...over

Ooh, I don’t need no cure
I don’t need no cure
I don’t need no cure

Sweet lovin’
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet love
Sweet, sweet love
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet love

Don’t call a doctor
Don’t call her momma
Don’t call her preacher

No, I don’t need it
I don’t want it

Sweet love, I love you
Sweet love, need love

If there’s a cure for this
I don’t want it
I don’t want it no
If there’s a cure for this
I don’t need it
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet love
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet love
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet love
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet love

San

[Frank53]

Dennis, As long as you're buying, I'd like one of those neon blue drinks with a paper umbrella and a rubber shark floating in it.

I would respond, but I think I just pissed down my leg alughing.

[choochin3]

Hey Fellers,
Is there room at the bar for one more?
I'm kind of a lurker,but I'll buy a round.
Jager anyone?

Carl T.

[choochin3]

Goin to run some trains outside on the deck.
So I'm leavin after 1 drink,I got plenty o beer at home though.

Carl T.