Hobo Jungle

[Tramp]

Peter, these odd sexual references of yours are completely inappropriate on this forum. Whatever possesses you to write such things? Coke?

I need to sight just one pulsing firefly. Is that asking too much? Tell me, is it?

[P&R Pete]

Sex? Me??

Though since YOU have brought it up and cast a spurious shadow on my character, I remember a great line from "Last Picture Show", in which a dude, (to whom she is coming-on), asks Cybill Shepherd "Are you a virgin?", and when she replies 'yes', he retorts "Come back when you ain't".

Good line, good policy.

Fireflies? Turn the key, head southwest. All signs point to Orangeville.

[Tramp]

Jake is in for the series of 8.

[P&R Pete]

I can't begin to tell you how pleased I am, since your call. I was so f-ing deflated, after that offer from Florida came in.
And now that the Yanks are going to abandon Yankee Stadium...
Nothing is sacred.

BTW, who's Jake? Another Maine yankee?

[Tramp]

A Green Mountain boy. I was his bestman, etc.

[P&R Pete]

Wow. HE was a brave soul!

[Tramp]

It's a story. A story.

[Daisy]

Who is Jake? One may as well ask, "Who is the sun?" For without this flaming orb, everything green on Earth would suffer. He is no less than the best of best friends, creater of proud valleys and private gardens, a poet and an American. Plus, he's hosting a killer 4th of July party this year.


(ps. Frank, Florida is now moot for me. Moving to higher ground!)

[2railjon]

I drove to the coast today. Stuck me toes in some sand. Listened to Jan & Dean. Slurped up a few Sam Adams Draft in a frosty mug. It was then I proclaimed myself Official Bikini Rater of the beach. My self proclamation was short lived though as my wife had a minor proclivity towards it. Alas.
Alas.

[Tramp]

Alas? Alas? Never heard of it. What kinda southern beer is that?

[P&R Pete]

Jon, LOL! Just sent you an e-mail, including a pic somebody got of you and your wife at the beach. Hope you can get permission to add it here.

[Tramp]

Pete, you're everywhere at once.


Hey, can I buy anyone a Koolaide?


[Grumps]

[2railjon]

Thanks fer tryin', Pete!! But the pix would'nt open!!! I'm ready for a shot something!!! Back from the beach and I jump on my little mower and cut 2 acres of grass. PLEASE!!!!!!!! Yikes!!! Daisy, make a stop in Jackson and carry me North with you!!!!!!!

[2railjon]

Kicking back with my son watching Walt Disney's "Lady And The Tramp". So here's Peggy Lee singing about her favorite Tramp!!, "He's A Tramp"



He's a tramp
But I love him
Breaks a new heart
Ev'ry day
He's a tramp
They adore him
And I only hope
He'll stay that way
He's a tramp
He's a scoundrel
He's a rounder
He's a cad
He's a tramp
But I love him
Yes, and even I
Have got it pretty bad
You can never tell
When he'll show up
He gives you
Plenty of trouble
I guess he's just a
No 'count pup
But I wish that he
Were double
He's a tramp
He's a rover
And there's nothing
More to say
If he's a tramp
He's a good one
And I wish that I
Could travel his way

Somehow, I feel the song has a connection with a particular forum member here!!!!

[jperrine6]

Daisy:

Do they still have JAX beer in Northern Florida, around Jacksonville?

Jim