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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:23 pm

webenda wrote:My list has the sand colour complaint the other way around, "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."


I particularly found the topless bathing complaint amusing..........
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:27 pm

How do they expect anyone to make it through the day without an egg slicer? :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Sep 20, 2016 1:45 pm

rogruth wrote:How do they expect anyone to make it through the day without an egg slicer? :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


It's not there since they might hurt themselves slicing eggs whilst enjoying the topless bathing.........
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:18 pm

Seen in USA Today
Andrew J. Yawn - USA TODAY - Tuesday, September 20, 2016
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:55 pm

I was wondering if you might have heard about the influx of clowns............

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby robert. » Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:09 pm

People will complain about anything. Last year i did a google search on our business. One lady had posted a review on yelp. It went something like this" Last week i could not find parking for the apple fest. So i decided to park @ The Best Of
France antiques. They are a short distance from the apple fest. I felt my asthmatic son could handle the short walk to the apple fest. Now i did not see any signs saying" please don't park on the grass" So i drove my small prius car onto the grass and parked out of the way. Wow right at that time a mean lady came out yelling nasty words in front of my asthmatic son. Don't park your F%$##% car on our F&^%$#$% grass." What a mean company they have there. I'll never shop @ that place.

We are 10 miles from any apple fest. I wrote a post under her's saying" I'm sorry i have handled that matter wrong. Next time i'll have your car towed. As for the nasty lady. I have promoted her to head of the HR. department and we are teaching her nasty words in 5 different languages."
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby webenda » Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:58 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:I was wondering if you might have heard about the influx of clowns............

Evolution of Clown Craze
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Re: Seen in Print

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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:02 am

They seem to get better. Or worse.???
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Sep 21, 2016 11:09 am

rogruth wrote:They seem to get better. Or worse.???


Never underestimate the stupidity of the human race.....
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby MurphOnMillerAve » Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:38 pm

Well, on that note, let me confess to you wise-men here on MTJ, I've often wondered why so many women wear so much makeup - applying it , it would seem, with putty-knives n' all. I mean, FOR WHOM are they doing that? Men? How many men can hardly wait until they get to come face-on-face with a greasy heap o' colors and goo? Many? Doubtful. Are women applying it in competition with other women, to see who can be the most loaded-up and clown-like? Or the one most easily spotted across a room by targeted men?

Well, it appears I have my answer, here, with the comment posted immediately above, and with the photos posted above that. Do men have something comparable? :mrgreen: :shock: :( :o :roll:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rogruth » Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:50 pm

Men-sports.
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:47 pm

MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Do men have something comparable?


Think hair implants and all related, and endless plethora of ED adverts on TV and radio......
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby rex desilets » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:41 pm

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Do men have something comparable?


Think hair implants and all related, and endless plethora of ED adverts on TV and radio......
Think Viagra :roll:
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Re: Seen in Print

Postby Rufus T. Firefly » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:52 pm

rex desilets wrote:
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:
MurphOnMillerAve wrote:Do men have something comparable?


Think hair implants and all related, and endless plethora of ED adverts on TV and radio......


Think Viagra :roll:


Exactly.
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