Hey I just spent the afternoon at the VW dealership and they didn't have one of those bad boys! Must be exclusive to Misiissisisppppisiisisisppi.
Do you realize there are only 5 days until I'm home in Maine for SIX SOLID WEEDS!!!!!!! I MEAN WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you realize Tramp's putting up the TRAINS ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hobo Jungle
Calling it a "drunken, stupid thing," a DeForest man admitted breaking into a town of Burke sex shop last month and stealing several blow-up sex dolls, among them a $270 model that talks.
Jose A. Sand, 26, led detectives to spots where he had stashed the dolls and other items he allegedly took from Naughty Novelties, 6011 Highway 51, according to a criminal complaint filed Monday in Dane County Circuit Court.
Sand was charged with burglary for allegedly taking such things as sex dolls, thong underwear and lotion in the Nov. 10 break-in, according to the complaint. Naughty Novelties co-owner Roger Hellenbrand told police, however, that none of the money in the store had been touched.
According to the complaint:
Using surveillance video from the shop, Dane County Sheriff's Office detectives were able to see a large man get out of a distinctive-looking General Motors car, smash through a front door, grab items from the shop and drive off.
About 10 days later, a sheriff's detective noticed a car with similar distinctive features, which included a missing hubcap and a taped-up front passenger window, parked behind the Truckers Inn, 6162 Highway 51, not far from Naughty Novelties.
When detectives stopped the car a short time later, the driver, identified as Sand, at first denied committing the burglary. Then he began to cry. Asked where the stolen items were, he said, "hidden away."
Sand took detectives to the cab and sleeping compartment of an abandoned semi-trailer truck behind the Truckers Inn and a marshy area next to the motel's parking lot.
Among the items that were found was a Linn Thomas talking love doll, priced at $269.99, which is shaped to resemble the porn star of the same name. According to one review by an Internet retailer, the 5-foot-3-inch doll vibrates and blurts out recorded encouragements to its user.
I swear I was sleeping it off in hobo camp.
Running that red block Charlie.
Christmas in the Capital
There will be no Nativity Scene in the United State Capital this year.
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the
United States Capital this Christmas season. This is not for any religious
reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men and a Virgin in the
Nation's Capital. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Running that red block Charlie.
Lads, I've got a bizarre new obsession. It's blue, is stitched together, and has a wooden wheel. Call me nuts but I want one.
It's the Bugatti type 35
http://www.cmc-modelcars.de/en/index.htm
It's the Bugatti type 35
http://www.cmc-modelcars.de/en/index.htm
That a life will be spent gaining inches,
When this distance is read in miles.
When this distance is read in miles.
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