Damn Hev, you sound worse off than Frankenstein. Staples? Whatever happened to stitches? Lasers?
Well I'm thinking about you. I hope you're okay there really and that Incredible Hulk body heals up very fast. I will send you ultra-special healing rays before I go to sleep tonight.
Hobo Jungle
Andre's Poem
Amperio hora Andre, un caso duro del amor del perrito.
When it happens to a twelve year old it is the love of his life. (Amor de su vida.)
Does your poem have a name? "Garden of Roses" perhaps?
I would name it "El Amor de Mi Vida (en la edad doce.)"
Poema encantador Andre.
When it happens to a twelve year old it is the love of his life. (Amor de su vida.)
Does your poem have a name? "Garden of Roses" perhaps?
I would name it "El Amor de Mi Vida (en la edad doce.)"
Poema encantador Andre.
----Wayne----
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
Jon, green board me!
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That a life will be spent gaining inches,
When this distance is read in miles.
When this distance is read in miles.
LOL, Andre!!! 
But thats too much work!! Here's a better exercise!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/the-nickel-d ... lenge.html
But thats too much work!! Here's a better exercise!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/the-nickel-d ... lenge.html
Running that red block Charlie.
The Bowl of Chili
The Bowl of Chili
A young tramp walks into the Hobo Jungle.
He sits on a rock by the fire and warms his feet and hands.
Across the way is an old hobo with his head in his hands and a bowl of chili between his feet.
The old hobo is just staring at the bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young tramp bravely asks the old hobo,
"If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older hobo slowly looks up at the young tramp and in his best hobo manners says,
"Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly the young tramp goes around the fire, retrieves the bowl of chili and returns to his seat.
He finds a spoon in his jacket and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old hobo quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too."
A young tramp walks into the Hobo Jungle.
He sits on a rock by the fire and warms his feet and hands.
Across the way is an old hobo with his head in his hands and a bowl of chili between his feet.
The old hobo is just staring at the bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young tramp bravely asks the old hobo,
"If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older hobo slowly looks up at the young tramp and in his best hobo manners says,
"Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly the young tramp goes around the fire, retrieves the bowl of chili and returns to his seat.
He finds a spoon in his jacket and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old hobo quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too."
----Wayne----
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
Back when I was growing up, if you didn't start someth'n, there wouldn't be noth'n.
--Merle Haggard
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