Hobo Jungle

[Mitch]

It seems the guy who caught Barry Bonds homerun ball is going to sell it because several people told him he would be taxed on the valuable souvenir if he holds onto it.
How could you be taxed on something like that?

Jon, the IRS actually notified him that he would be taxed on the ball on a perceived value. Since he can not afford the taxes on the perceived value of the ball, he has put the ball on e-bay to get the highest bid. Some believe that ball will fetch half a million.

[AG]

Tramp: tight to 30 lbs/ft.
Andre.

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Steel wheels on a car get torqued to a minimum of 70 ft. lbs. If the car is equipped with 7/16" studs, 70 to 80 ft. lbs., if you have 1/2" studs, 80 to 100 ft. lbs. Aluminum wheels go 15 to 20 over the previous specs. You're not puttin' spark plugs in, you're puttin' wheels on!

Ooops!
I read about alloy rims beetwen 70 to 90 lbs
and standard steel wheels 30 lbs/ft or "your arm force" with normal wrench.
so I always thigh like that.
So why the manufacture give to you a small wrench to replace the wheels?
Andre.

[Tramp]

Mitch, I just figured Andre was trying to kill Daisy. No idea why. I torqued them to 80 foot pounds. This Jungle is getting VERY dangerous.

No one can figure out the hot wheels on my brakes. So much for the experts, right?

[Daisy]

It's alright Andre, don't worry! I always thigh like that too. Let's have a Labatt's 50! What's with you guys, late on the cocktail hour, aren't we? J*#)*)$#*)*#)*#&$*@)(%*#%*%&*@#&$8463594-29-48329340293057@&983509235582393023e9wq8r90q-w8r9#@($*)(%_&!)(#&%!_&%#&!)(*)%(*_#%*@)*_(&%_&!@&_@_&NNNNN! ARE YOU READY 4 A BEEEEER YET?????

[AG]

I feel Really Bad!!!!!!!!
Sorry even beer can't help me.........
Sorry tramp and Daisy.....
A.
PS: anyway I need to found the answer......

[Mitch]

Damn it, somebody tell me what the Labatts 50 is. I can see the case and the bottle, and the case says 12 bottles in the upper left corner, but that looks like a 12 oz. bottle, or is really a huge 50 oz. bottle. I could dig a 50 oz. bottle, less trips to the cooler.

[Mitch]

Tramp: tight to 30 lbs/ft.
Andre.

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Steel wheels on a car get torqued to a minimum of 70 ft. lbs. If the car is equipped with 7/16" studs, 70 to 80 ft. lbs., if you have 1/2" studs, 80 to 100 ft. lbs. Aluminum wheels go 15 to 20 over the previous specs. You're not puttin' spark plugs in, you're puttin' wheels on!

Ooops!
I read about alloy rims beetwen 70 to 90 lbs
and standard steel wheels 30 lbs/ft or "your arm force" with normal wrench.
so I always thigh like that.
So why the manufacture give to you a small wrench to replace the wheels?
Andre.

That's OK, Andre. I just put 'em on with my Snap-On impact wrench. Brrrrrrap. Then Bap, bap, bap, with the air turned all the way down. Gentle, like Charmin. The big Snap-On gun has 650 ft. lbs. in forward, 700 ft. lbs. in reverse. Ya take off and put on 4 or 5000 wheels, I can usually land within 3-5 ft. lbs. of specified torque.

[Daisy]

Andre: It's OK! Don't worry don't you are the most sweet. Here's a song I wrote while I was in Peru, in honor of you tonight: (ps. i wish you could hear it, it needs to be heard with my voice and the music, plus the hip moves and backup singers): "No lo siento que tu mato - whoa-oh...."
(just one verse)

Mitch: YOu DON't KNOw wHAT a LabbattS 50 IS?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!??! IT is the only most delicious beer ever in existence: perfect non-pretentious intriguing Canadian bottle and label, perfect twist or pop 50cap, perfect incredible fizz sound upon opening NOT TO MENTION THE BEST smell emanating from the beer brewed in 1950, PERFECT CLEAN FIRST TASTE, PERFECT FULL RICH GRAIN FLAVOR, PPPPPPPPPERFECT cleanest dryest hoppy of all endings. and that's just one sip.

J*#Q)*%_)#Q*%)(_&TE_W&&#_&$%)(_Q&T()#&%&@*%#&)(@#*%()~~~~~MN!!!!!!!!!!!: Where areyou you cypertroll?!??!?!!!! I'm holding this 50 for you.

ps. i did not write this.

pps. San? Beer?

ppps. Tramp: i love you

[Mitch]

You know, I think if I'd a been the guy that caught that Barry Bonds homer ball and the IRS told me I'd have to pay taxes on it, I'd ask them how much tax on a ball that cost a Major League Team $4.00. They buy them buy the case, and I don't give a rats' *** if Babe Ruth came back from the dead and hit the damn thing, it's a friggin' $4 ball! Who the hell do they think they are, puttin' a value on something that may or may not exist. WTF! Somebody gives you a 3rd Rail steamer, the IRS says that some day it might be worth $1 mil, and you have to pay tax on it based on their say so. F#%k 'em!

[Daisy]

One day a night with me could be worth 99 fafazillion dollars!!!! TAX THAT ASSHOLES!!!!!

ps. please excuse me.

[Mitch]

Daisy, methinks you're in the cups!


One thing about drinkin' Miller Lite, you can just keep sluggin' 'em down, and nothin' happens. Kinda like drinkin' O'douls. (Sic)

[2railjon]

DAZZiEE!!! LMFAO!!! Sorry for the delayed entry at Gomers!!! I was having quite a bit of diffficulty uploading a video of the Z6 Challenger on Google. Not that anyone would really give a crap anyhows. But I just like doing stuff like that.
Mitch, that was my friggin' point!!! A guy catches a ball in a stadium and the IRS sends him a bill? WTF???????????????????????? It ain't like you inheretied Grand Pappie's fort overlookin' the damn Hudson River or somethin' like that.

[Mitch]

And where the hell is Tramp. Says he found the leak in the brake system, then leaves me hangin' by not tellin' me. How the hell am I gonna fix this car over the internet without input? I'll have another Lite, thanks.

[Mitch]

When is pool nite, for Andre. Is it Thursday nite? We need those pics.

[Mitch]

One day a night with me could be worth 99 fafazillion dollars!!!! TAX THAT ASSHOLES!!!!!

ps. please excuse me.

I'm sure they've already thought of that, so, best to keep it low profile, lest they bring it up again. Someday, we'll probably have to fill out a 1099 for how many times a year we do it.

How much is the tax on 3 times.