Hobo Jungle
Redneck Book of Manners
General Tips
1. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
2. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
3. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
Dining Out
1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor, as the restaurant may not have dogs.
3. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
Entertaining In Your Home
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat from the table - no matter how good his manners are.
Personal Hygiene
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
Dating (Outside The Family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, "Ya sure don't sweat much for a fat gal."
Theater Etiquette
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
Weddings
1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
Driving Etiquette
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.
5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
6. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
General Tips
1. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
2. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
3. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
Dining Out
1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor, as the restaurant may not have dogs.
3. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
Entertaining In Your Home
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat from the table - no matter how good his manners are.
Personal Hygiene
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
Dating (Outside The Family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, "Ya sure don't sweat much for a fat gal."
Theater Etiquette
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
Weddings
1. Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
Driving Etiquette
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.
5. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
6. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
Running that red block Charlie.
Damn Dirt.......................ther gittin' big....................................
I'm startin' to smell hot grease and coal smoke and all that other stuff Bro.................................
Can ya smell it down ther in the Miss...a....sip ther Jon...........................
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If you want to find history, follow the train man..................
Question for Wayne or Andre: I need to install 3 grain of wheat bulbs in the tender of my Williams Atlantic and 4 of them for the engine marker lights. Any recommondations on how to design a board for use with conventional operation? Thanks, Jon
Note I'll put one board in the engine and a seperate board in the tender.
Note I'll put one board in the engine and a seperate board in the tender.
Running that red block Charlie.
highrailjon wrote:Question for Wayne or Andre: I need to install 3 grain of wheat bulbs in the tender of my Williams Atlantic and 4 of them for the engine marker lights. Any recommondations on how to design a board for use with conventional operation? Thanks, Jon
Note I'll put one board in the engine and a seperate board in the tender.
Do you looking for constant light?
the bulb are for 5 volts or 12 volts.
If they are for 6 is better because you can regulate to constant 6 volt.
using parallel configuration.
Using 7806 voltage regulator chip the issue will be done.
So, now I need to drawing the diagram and post, if Wayne doesn't have it.
I;m pretty sure He heve one.
Andre.
highrailjon wrote:AG, I can get the 12v bulbs. I'm not sure where to get 6 volt ones at, any idea's? I remember you guys disussing the issue a few months back, but not sure where you guys posted it. Yes- A diagram would be great!!!!!!
I use miniatronics bulbs.
http://www.miniatronics.com/Merchant2/m ... creen=SFNT
Andre.
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